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Field Mission 3: Brushing the Sun, Part 2


I couldn't be more proud of you all.
NAVIGATION



1. THE UNRAVELING (CTA RESULTS)




A. EVERYONE GET THE HELL OFF THIS CRAZY THING

With the Bureau quickly packing up and getting the hell out of dodge, four Reclaimers — Kaede, Komaeda, Minato and Lion — made an honest attempt to evacuate the dwarves and goblins still on board. They were mildly successful in drawing half of all the goblins into their fold, but the dwarves were much more resistant. Ultimately, only five agreed to leave behind their precious forge. Bread and Barry were also handily convinced that it was time to leave.

Their chosen method here included a lot of falling with style. With a little help from Lion, a breeze is whipped up to give the trip down a bit more wind resistance.

Even though they didn't convince as many as they would like to leave, this is still a very large logistical effort — you may help pass out treats to help evacuees float down. You may wrangle up any stragglers that wander too far away from the group. Ultimately though, everyone who agreed to evacuate, as well as the Reclaimers who are helping, will be able to safely make it to the ground.

Except for one.

Upon ensuring that Good Girl Cocoa makes it down safe, Minato will find that there are no more magic treats to help him safely evacuate, too. And when Maru perishes, so does he.

Additionally, Barry does go down with the evacuation group, but by the time Maru crashes to the ground, he's no where to be found, and presumed dead.

This also means that very nearly every dwarf and goblin who refused to evacuate also perished.

B. A CHAT WITH A TIRED SPIRIT, AND AN UNRAVELING

Akira, Zelda, Maya and Sayori are assigned to try to take on the Whomping Willow so they can reach the forge it's guarding. With an insanely good hit from one of Zelda's Light Arrows, the tree is stunned — and with the unfortunate curse of sentience that drives it, it is humbled by the raw power, and elects to speak to the group.

The Whomping Willow is several thousand years old, and so, so tired of this enchantment. After revealing the wisdom of the Beastmaster class, Maya is able to disenchant it, effectively reducing it to a simple willow tree once again — and with the help of a few Persona users, they are able to successfully transplant it to a small alcove in the Quad of the Moon Base.

What does this mean for Reclaimers? Well, you now have some very comfortable shade to relax under. You have a monument to your successes. If you happen to know a druid with Speak with Plants, it'll also dispense some of the wisdom it's accumulated over the millennia in the form of advice.

Meanwhile, Sans and McCree, with an easy entrance to the forge, make quick work of unraveling the yarn, setting the dwarves trapped there free, and successfully convincing them to leave the forge behind for their own safety.

And as they continue to make this mission look outrageously easy, they manage to unravel the yarn without causing damage to themselves and the forge. It's done so well, in fact, that the falling apart of Maru is less of an explosion, and more of a controlled, structured demolition.

It's actually quite a spectacular sight, for those of you on the ground to witness it. Like a ship slowly descending to the earth and breaking apart some 100 feet above it, it feels as if the entire planet shakes upon impact. Debris is sent flying in all directions — later reports that make it to the Director's desk indicate that mining equipment was found some 20 miles away from the impact site.

Unfortunately, another Reclaimer is lost in the unraveling of Maru. McCree perishes while trying to escape — but he dies a hero.

C. ON THE GROUND

Two teams — Franziska and Wash, and Akechi and Ryuji — are sent out to try to locate the yarn and, being as buff as they are, try to clear out as many surviving monsters as they can.

Along the way, Akechi manages to steal a priceless weapon off of Hethi, the guardian spirit of the paper mountain that once stood on Maru. Also along the way, Akechi says some really cute social link rank-up shit to Ryuji, which in turn causes his Persona to turn into a bear.

Later on, Franziska manages to convince Hethi to move to the Netheril, effectively becoming Vista Virs' new guardian. She's so convincing, in fact, that Hethi sees this as a divine intervention, and Wash and Franziska are both incorporated into the mysterious guardian's origin fable as divine advisers. Both groups also find survivors of the fall, and safely evacuate them to Phandalin.

While Ryuji and Akechi manage to blast through entire hordes of monsters with little injury, Wash and Franziska are not quite so lucky. Nobody perishes, but the both of them will probably need some assistance.

Finally, with the help of Cocoa and her nose, Akechi and Ryuji are able to locate the yarn, and a recovery team from the Bureau retrieves and delivers it straight to the Director's hands.

Congratulations, Reclaimers. Your third mission was a smashing success.




2. THE BEFOREMATH AND THE AFTERMATH


D. EVERY NOW AND THEN I FALL APART

You're only as good as your backup, as they say. And the Reclaimers who are not currently attempting to fetch a wayward overpowered ball of yarn are going to have a lot on their plates, before Maru comes crashing down in spectacular fashion.

That plate does not include Maru itself. Every hour that passes that you do not escape on your own, the ground's stability grows more precarious. You can feel it shifting underneath your feet, like it's straining, trying to contract into itself. In the distance, an ominous rumbling. The land is literally cracking apart, and you do not want to be on board when it finally tumbles down to the ground.

○ Convincing those who could be convinced to evacuate was no easy feat, but for those of you on board with immediately helping, there's a shortage of hands on deck to move people as quickly as possible.

○ Much like how the wildlife scatters for cover when a thunderstorm hits, the fauna of Maru are aware that a disaster is looming. To that end, nearly every single creature that has settled inside the mines have started pouring out into the open, making an already unstable ground a little ... crowded. Bring your best weapon and your best spells to this fight — you're going to need both.


E. THAT'S UNFORTUNATE

Once you're on the ground, if you choose to dig among the rubble yourself, you may find any last resources that the impact site may have slapped to the surface. They're very small, but gems and diamonds are your highest prize here.

The forge, however, was destroyed on impact, shooting a massive burst of magical energy straight into the sky, before it dissipates. Should you happen to find yourself anywhere near the remains of the forge, however, one of the following may happen:

○ You will be turned into an animal of your choosing for two hours.

○ Any remains nearby may suddenly be reanimated, again, for two hours, until the magical energy disappears. Enjoy your goblin zombie apocalypse.

○ A curse might follow you home — think things like tripping over your feet constantly, or not being able to sleep properly, or hell, accidentally passing along the curse to anyone you touch. Dr. Tank back at medbay on the Moon Base can remove this one for you.


F. THE TOWN OF PHANDALIN

The aftermath of Maru's collapse can be viewed from Phandalin, a nearby prospecting town that is now host to a host of floating island evacuees.

Well, a whole lot of dust can be viewed, anyway. For those of you who arrived here with said evacuees, or simply evacuated here yourself, consider yourselves put on something of a mandatory two-day vacation. The orbs back to the Moon Base just can't seem to get past the dust choking the air directly above the town.

Phandalin is on the small side, and inhabited mostly by prospectors looking for valuable resources deep within the nearby mountains. To say that this is the biggest influx of visitors they've ever had is an unfathomable understatement — and while they are hardly a settlement built for tourism, they're more than willing to take your coin. Or any remnants of Maru you happen to have on hand.

Now is your time to rest. Gather your bearings. Or, work more, if that's more your speed.

○ A small group of dwarves need to figure out where to go next, after all. Will you help them find a place to stay in town? Or will you help gear them up so they can set out on their own, once the dust (literally) settles? The blacksmith in town can't make anything new on such short notice — but he does have plenty of tools and weapons for sale.

○ Should you make your way to Stonehill Inn to escape the dust, you may find a Kenku in a corner, ignored by the other patrons as much as he's minding his own business, mug at the table in front of him. And should you decide to engage with him, he'll lean forward, closer, voice so husky it could pull a sled.

"Oi, you're one of those visitors, ain't ya? You know what happened. With all the dust."

There isn't a particularly discernible tone or expression here. If anything, he sounds on the brink of a personal revelation.

"You've seen it then, right? My house. Where the hell's all my stuff?"

(Some of you already know who this is — it's Jingler, the owner of the shack on Maru that is now part of a heap of sod and brand new landscape not too far from Phandalin. He is a completely pilotable NPC, meaning you are free to use him how you like for your threads. All you need to know is, he's a bard, that shack held all of his most valuable treasures, and Garfield owes him a lot of money. He won't say for what, though.)

○ Finally, not too far from the town square stands a fortune telling machine. It goes largely ignored by the regulars passing by, and if you happen to ask, it's because of one of the following reasons: It's a waste of money to begin with, or it's a waste of money because it keeps spitting out the same fortune.

Pop a single gold coin in the machine, and it'll print out your fortune. It's true that it seems to be running on repeat, though, because you're guaranteed to get one of the following two fortunes:

Disaster has invited itself to your doorstep.

Or,

Mild fortune bears down on you like the sun.

Another thing that's guaranteed: Whatever fortune you receive will have to manifest in some form. That's rather unfortunate for the ... more unfortunate ones.


G. A REPRIEVE IN THE ORCHARDS

An old half-elf by the name of Daran Edermath tends to an orchard just on the edge of town. It's a bit of a locally hidden gem for Phandalin- the old, retired adventurer turned vintner keeps the trees well nourished and tended to all year long. It's spring time here in Faerun, and naturally, there should the crowns of budding apple blossoms coming up and ready to take shape. But wandering in here, you'll notice that they've developed into beautiful looking, ripe apples.

Daran is one of the oldest living people in Phandalin and while he hasn't been around long enough to know what happened to the Lost Mine of Phandelver, he does seem to wear a sort of smile when he hears about it. See, in his youth, he snuck down there with only an apple for rations to his name. He doesn't know how he stumbled upon it, or even how he really made it past the monstrosities that lie in there. But Edermath farms remembers. Those apples that are perfectly colored and perfectly ready to eat? They're all the result of that one apple he dipped into the forge. Must be about 100 years ago.

The sweet scent of cider, sauces, and butters fills the air in almost every direction. It's a time to relax and enjoy the days before returning to base, and he's more than willing to trade a few silver pieces for a bucket of the stuff.

For those of you with a little more adventurous taste buds, Daran offers you to try an apple from a tree that grows many different colored fruits. He'll explain that there's a little bit of magic in those too, but nothing that'll hurt you. Give it a try, see what happens! These will last up to 24 hours.

○ Red - your senses elevate far beyond what a normal human should be able to accomplish. You can hear, see, smell, and touch better than you ever have before. Take a walk out into Phandalin after the dust settles. The color and the scent of the flowers should be amazing.

○ Green - you become incredibly pensive, seeing insightful things about your life that you haven't noticed before. You recall past events with a crystal clear level of understanding, to the level of being able to close your eyes and remember details that are minute- like the sound in a memory you forgot, or the way the breeze felt on a particular day.

○ Yellow - you feel lethargic. Enough to probably take a nap wherever you're currently standing. It's not a bad thing, but if you've been feeling really stressed lately or pushed yourself in battle quite a bit, waking up is going to feel about as refreshing as humanly possible.

○ Blue - you become incredibly confident with yourself. Things that might have scared you to say or do in the past feel like small anthills compared to the mountains they once were. You speak your truth when you want to, you fear nothing and become closer to your true self.

○ Pink - you're hit with a wave of affection. You're all about hugs and hand-holding and being close to people you care about. It provides a sort of blissful state that makes you want to be around other people.


Eventually, though, the dust will clear, and with the jutted earth and remains of Maru in the horizon, you'll board the orbs and return to the Moon Base.

Because a true rest after this mission is waiting you back home. You could say it's going to be quite the retreat.




2. OOC NOTE


Congratulations on successfully reclaiming the third Grand Relic! We hope you enjoyed exploring, and ultimately unraveling, Maru.

For people new to the game, you may notice that there isn't an RNG thread. CTA logs generally do not have one, just to give us mods a bit more time to work on the interlude, and the next field mission.

You can check out our calendar to see what's coming up next! The TDM will be posted Monday, April 29. Reserves open Wednesday, May 2 and applications open Saturday, May 5.





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alethiological: (Peter Anthony Allen (d. 1964))

[personal profile] alethiological 2019-04-28 10:06 am (UTC)(link)
1. a brief dirt nap

[ It's after the fall-out's ended. The few scant survivors are loitering in Phandalin, Reclaimers are relaxing or mourning or some variety, and generally no one has been insane enough to go past the remains. To anyone who is, there's someone whistling and digging like it's just an average Tuesday. It's definitely a song of some variety, but not one with any discernible melody. Or rather, one that probably shouldn't be whistled.

Ah. Paydirt. The whistling restarts, though quieter, and the shovel is put aside to unbury the Obviously More Diamonds prize by hand. Though it becomes pretty obvious to anyone aggroing for conversation he's not digging up diamonds.

He's digging up corpses. jfc ]


Might wanna turn around. This one didn't come out whole.



2. the less horrifying option

[ Edermath is a happy man today, because not only is there a wave of new people in the town, but for once there's no "Okay but why would you put an apple in the Forge?" or "Hey can I sleep in your orchard for the night?" It's just someone who actually took his offer to buy a basket of apples with barely any complaints. Until that heretic tree comes out.

Like. Okay. The colors are a bit too bright, but you can make an argument they're grannysmiths or golden delicious. But. The skepticism is visceral. ]


Blue? Why.

[ Daran shrugs, they sell high, and leaves. ......Yeah, fair. ]



3. i got yelled at to make a toplevel

[ WILDCAAAARD. Rather than loitering in the city proper, he's more like to be on the outskirts helping the dwarves find mementos left behind and keeping any of the monsters that escaped from making a second attempt on the remains, like any good grave tender worth their salt would be doing. But if you have any ideas or want to plan something, hmu on discord or a pm! Or just tag me, I'm down for anything all the time, hit me. ]
dialetheism: (⚓ walking the tightrope with you)

wildcard bc you really should have expected this

[personal profile] dialetheism 2019-04-28 10:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ At some point while rescuing corpses to hopefully return to their respective families, Will gets accosted by the smallest, fluffiest yellow cat on the surface of Faerun. It happens all at once - one moment he's alone, the next, there's a loud mrow that forewarns a pebble being smacked at him to get his attention.

In their defence, they have no idea that it's temporary and might be kind of panicking.
]
alethiological: (Andrey Vlasov (d. 1946))

how the hell are you so fast I didn't even post the top level link when you did this

[personal profile] alethiological 2019-04-28 10:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ The meow makes it stop. There's an immediate stiffening, a person turning into a statue in a split second, but it's only the pebble that makes life come back.

So the cat immediately has a shovel brandished at it. It's less as a sword and more like a stick keeping an abomination at bay. ]


Stay back!
dialetheism: (🌠 well i don't know if i believe)

because i'm full of love and spite

[personal profile] dialetheism 2019-04-28 10:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ Wow, Will. Wow. They're coming to you for help and this is how you treat them???

... is what they would say, if they, y'know, had vocal chords or a mouth that could actually speak Common. Stopping dead and giving him the most unimpressed stare possible, ears pinned back and tail swishing in annoyance, will have to do for now.
]

Mrow.

[ Who knew cats could sound that judgemental. ]
alethiological: (Walpurga Hausmannin (d. 1587))

its true

[personal profile] alethiological 2019-04-28 10:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ Joke's on you, Lion's narration, Diana was way more judgmental than this cat. This one doesn't even rate. Or rather, it does rate. But only fourth place. Maybe third.

Either way, this is all arbitrary nonsense because if this was a real inner narration, it'd just be the words 'don't freak out' repeated forever. It is mostly working. Probably. We think. ]


Don't take that tone with me. [ Wait, why is he getting in an argument with a cat, this is the dumbest timeline- ] Where's your owner.
dialetheism: (vi.)

kitty emoji x20

[personal profile] dialetheism 2019-04-28 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's obviously not working, if the owner comment is any indication. The tail actually bristles for a moment before- no, no, they can't yell at him for that, and he'd probably just make them leave if they tried. And then they'd just be stuck like this. Forever.

Which would be awful?? So they need him to figure it out already, god, he's supposed to be an ex-detective isn't he.

The cat grumbles under their breath for a moment, before turning in a huff and... walking away? They get a short distance away before they stop, sit down, and glare at Will again.

Wonder what it wants.
]

Mow.
alethiological: (Michael Servetus (d. 1553))

[personal profile] alethiological 2019-04-28 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ Must be weird on Lion's end, having their every move watched as if they're about to pull some terrible trick out of nowhere. Like suddenly turning into a black amalgamate mass of teeth and acid and claws the size of your average ice cream truck.

This simile is not in any way indicative of something specific. He lowers the shovel, but less "relaxed" and more "can still use it like a javelin if you do anything stupid". Lion can even hear a muttered prayer of something or other, towards the almighty deity known as The Brat, and that if he gets killed it's not his fault. ]


Fine. Lead the way. Three meter distance.
dialetheism: (🌠 halfway through the wood)

[personal profile] dialetheism 2019-04-28 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's actually a little bit unsettling, if they're being honest. Is this what it feels like to be other people around him? Ah, something to worry about later, when they have opposable thumbs again.

They watch for another long moment, one ear twitching, before cat-shrugging and trotting off. He agreed to follow - that has to be good enough for now, even if they still reflexively check to see if he's kept up every so often.
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petsthedog: (pic#13041143)

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[personal profile] petsthedog 2019-04-28 10:27 am (UTC)(link)
That's the part you're weirded out by?

[Like, he's gotten so used to the notion of weird magic bullshit at this point, especially with Bender's shenanigans, that he is hard-pressed to be surprised by most things lately. For his own part, he happens to have a pink apple in his hand because apparently it's the best tasting or something (or Edermath trying to give this grumpy soul some happy juice tbh) and he just HAS to try it, and he definitely looks like he's considering it.]
alethiological: (Genrikh Yagoda (d. 1938))

[personal profile] alethiological 2019-04-28 10:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ Jesus christ where did he come from. Shinjiro's gifted to Will immediately standing up straighter, head whipping around at the voice. It's the closest equivalent he'll ever get to jumping in surprise. He honestly did not expect him to try fielding a conversation again. ]

How long were- [ Ugh. Not worth it. ] Yes, that's the part I'm weirded out by. Shut up and eat your apple.

[ Damn teenagers and their not payin' for shit. ]
petsthedog: (pic#12827256)

[personal profile] petsthedog 2019-04-28 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[LOOK he said he accepted your apology, okay!!! There's kind of been a lot going on since then.]

Y'know food coloring's a regular non-magical thing people do all the time, right?

[Sure, they aren't various colors on the tree but that seems like the least weird part of Edermath's story tbh. Anyway, he considers being a brat and goading Will to go first, but you know those moments where you get halfway through a thought and then decide it's too much energy? Yeah. He takes a bite into the apple, and looks almost visibly surprised by how good it is.]

...Whoa.
alethiological: (Henri de Fleury de Coulan (d. 1666))

[personal profile] alethiological 2019-04-29 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
You guys learned nothing from '76, huh. Besides, that's done during processing.

[ This is why dad worries so much. Idiot kids. Alas, it's not enough to concern him past the ever-present veil of non-effort. He bought what he came here for, whatever. If someone wants to be a dumbass and eat the weird-colored possibly-cursed fruit then that's their pro--



Ah. ]


...Next time, pay for it.
petsthedog: (pic#13040917)

[personal profile] petsthedog 2019-04-29 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
It ain't like I stole it, old man, chill.

[How old is Will? He has no idea tbh, but the seventies were roughly forever ago okay.

He takes another bite of the apple and pauses. There's an odd feeling, a sort of warm tingle to his skin. A little like that sensation when you're waking up from a really good nap and everything is soft and fuzzy around the edges and nothing stressful or depressing exists for a blessed few seconds. Shinjiro looks at Will and he lets out a soft huff, oddly fond.]


You're such an asshole, you know. [It's not quite a smile, but he looks less grumpy than usual, suddenly.]

...It's weird, you piss me off half the time and you stress me out the other half, you're like allergic to straight answers, but you're still easier to talk to than most in a way. Like....I ain't gotta be worried about shit goin' bad, I guess.

[He frowns vaguely at the apple. What the hell did he say all that sappy shit for? Weirdly, it doesn't feel bad, though. It's weirdly a relief, like finally scratching an itch in a really hard to reach spot.]
alethiological: (Peter Anthony Allen (d. 1964))

[personal profile] alethiological 2019-04-29 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ It probably says something for Shinjiro's insult where there's no attempt at correcting him. He just gets a barely audible sigh and eyes rolling for his efforts. ] That's why I said 'next time'. Don't just take advantage of his kindness.

[ Kids these days. It's the only lecture he receives, and it's all he figured was worth saying, but then Shinjiro continues.

And continues.

And continues.

And Shinjiro gets to watch as he's dismissed like dust, then reappearing back into conscious thought; first tolerant, then surprised, but by the end sliding into something close to shock. Or absolute horror. Maybe both. Were the narrative to pin a good, emotionally gripping set of words to it, it would like to divert all attention to this piece of literature. Surely, it will help you put to mind the exact level of trauma we're dealing with here. This is not mere words, Shinjiro spouts. This is Worse.

This is Genuine Heartfelt Intent.





Oh God, wherever thou may be, what the hell does he do about this- ]


Your sentiments are appreciated. [ oh no oh no oh no this going to get worse, he knows it's going to get worse, but an attempt still has to be made- ] You should put down the apple, Aragaki.

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rancori: (pic#13010939)

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[personal profile] rancori 2019-04-29 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Why does she always run into him when he's doing weird shit, jesus fucking christ

She slaps a hand over her eyes.]


Why the hell are you digging them up?
alethiological: (William Joyce (d. 1946))

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[personal profile] alethiological 2019-04-30 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Because Maria's narrator is sadistic as hell. There's a moment to consider dropping the effort for the conversation, but...

Nah. ]


Someone has to.

[ That answers Literally Nothing. It's amazing. ]
rancori: (pic#13007107)

[personal profile] rancori 2019-04-30 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hey, don't call out the narrator like this--

Oh. Well. That does answer exactly nothing of what she was wondering. Yep.]


But why?
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alethiological: (Cardinal John Fisher (d. 1535))

[personal profile] alethiological 2019-05-01 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's okay narrator, we love you. Even when you're a sadist. ]

The dead have the right to a proper funeral, and the living have the right to mourn their loved ones.

[ That still answers not-

Actually no, that's actually a logical answer and completely ooc to expectations. The hell is this nonsense. ]
rancori: (pic#13007108)

[personal profile] rancori 2019-05-01 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
[The narrator appreciates it and reciprocates the love.

Wait. That's...

It takes Maria a moment to even realize what he's said, with how entirely out of line that is from what she expected.

Huh.]


That's... nice of you?

[Did she really just say that?]

It's... good you're doing this...
achillea: (take your daughter to work day champion)

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[personal profile] achillea 2019-04-30 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Well. Kenpachi is the last person who's gonna be grossed out by the sight of dead bodies. For that matter, the idea of stealing stuff off of corpses. But usually that sort of behavior is saved for desperate times when there weren't any other options. There's no reason to do it here, when they were fairly well supplied by the Bureau, not when there was the extra step of digging them out. That leaves, in his mind, two options;]

You lookin' for something specific or are you doin' something weird with the corpses.
[Some sort of magic or what not. Or something more untoward. Who knows.]
alethiological: (Walpurga Hausmannin (d. 1587))

hi punchdad

[personal profile] alethiological 2019-04-30 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Kenpachi's two options are terrible and get him a look of pure skepticism. Wasn't that the guy who got torn in half back in December trying to 1v1 a giant bird? Now saying something completely stupid?

... Yeah. That checks out. ]


Don't loop me in with cultists and their gross hobbies. [ They'd need to be living sacrifices to count, anyway. Unless he means necrophiliacs? Fffff- ] S'just corpse retrieval. Or their possessions, for worse cases.
achillea: (things to say to always start a fight:)

Hi will do you need a hand

[personal profile] achillea 2019-04-30 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hey! Hey!!! He didn’t 1v1 the bird!! He got killed when the group was fighting it! Qrow was the one who died 1v1ing it.]

.... What for? There’s better ways to get supplies than digging up dead bodies. Can’t have that much on them.
[There’s nothing practical about retrieving corpses just for confirmation, so it’s lost on Kenpachi.]
alethiological: (Peter Anthony Allen (d. 1964))

dammit dad he has a robot arm now NO MORE PUNS :(

[personal profile] alethiological 2019-04-30 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That's even worse. Also Qrow's just as dumb, so it's not really a defense either. ]

Supplies? [ First cultist, now grave robber? He knows normal people get intimidated, but this guy is far from normal and definitely not intimidated by anything except maybe the concept of the bartering system. So what then. Something lost in translation?

It takes a few more seconds to realize wait, oh, some people might have different priorities when it comes to corpse retrieval. It's intern work. Nobody worth anything gets those assignments. ]
No, nothing like that. It's for proper burials.
achillea: (take your daughter to work day champion)

I just wanted to check no need to fly off the HANDle

[personal profile] achillea 2019-04-30 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[The main issue is that Kenpachi is mostly feral and only passingly familiar with how society works and definitely doesn’t see value in most of it. He lets it happen most of the time but when they’re in a vague crisis situation.... less so. And anyway;]

You’re digging them up just so you can put them back in the ground.
[He understands collecting bodies on the battlefield for burial but these are conveniently pre-burued!!!]
alethiological: (Anna Koldings (d. 1590))

why you strong-arming me like this

[personal profile] alethiological 2019-05-01 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ He's a good feral boi, so it's fine. And honestly, most of the time it's more useful than someone too emotionally constipated to get into an elaborate fight scene. ]

Yes. [ There's no hesitation or tone to imply that it's weird. Because it's not. People just unbury and rebury corpses all the time man. ] Preferably the dwarves'd do it, but I won't blame 'em if they pass.

I declare an armistice

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