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Lunar Interlude 2

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	NAVIGATION

1. NEW RECLAIMERS

A. WELCOME WELCOME! FAH WHO RAHMUS

For the nine of you who will be arriving today, the story is the same: though you may not remember it, there was a moment where you were living out your life, at home or wherever you were ... and then there was the moment the Hunger came. And amid the television static that is your memory of that moment, a hand reached out to you, beckoning your escape as the tendrils of darkness destroyed everything that ever existed about your world.

"Would you hurry this up, please? Your world no longer stands a chance. Come with me, we are the last bastions of hope for all universes everywhere. And we're going to need you."

And then, unceremoniously, you are dragged through the universal wringer and plopped down on the soft, though not quite cushioned, grass of the Moon Base Quad.

There are other people out in the grassy fields — they may even be people you recognize. They may just be strangers, other Reclaimers, who recognize what you're about to endure. The things they say may be interspersed with static — as if the words themselves aren't reaching your ears correctly.

And you have a few minutes to chat before you're calmly led away by Bureau administration, to do something about that pesky static problem.

B. THE VOIDFISH

The nine of you are quickly divided into two groups, and brought to the easternmost geodesic dome, to an elevator in a well maintained, but sparsely landscaped field. There's nothing particularly ominous feeling about the space — in fact, the two guards who greet you at the elevator entrance seem pleased with your arrival. You are, after all, one of the few chosen by the Director, the few who will reclaim what the Hunger has destroyed.

And in a few moments, you're about to find that out for yourself.

After a tightly packed elevator ride, your group is ushered out to a rather grand looking hall, banners of the Bureau of Balance adorn both sides of smooth metal walls. And inside the Voidfish's chamber stands a tank — impossibly tall, and soaked in a black ink that obscures whatever the tank may be holding.

You may notice the sound of someone speaking. It's a bard, on his second round of introducing Reclaimers to the Voidfish, and this time, he has chosen to demonstrate the functions of the outrageously vertical tank not by playing violin music, but by reciting a piece of classical, and highly valued poetry. When he finishes, he pulls at a drawer just at the metallic base of the tank. He solemnly enters a few scrolls into its basin as the tank begins to light up, like lightning behind dark clouds.

And suddenly, you forget what that invaluable example of universal literature sounded like.

"Yeah, man, like... don't think too hard about it, it's like that every time. I'm guessing you're here to be inoculated? Just a heads up, you might want to, like, seriously, hold your nose while you drink it down. It tastes wicked gross, man.

Anyway, I'm supposed to tell you that you have a choice. If you drink the black stuff, you'll be able to hear through the, uh... Huh, how do I describe it? Through the [TSHCSCHTSHCHSC] sound. You guys like, hear that? Anyway, it's all about knowledge or something. I don't know, I'm just here to, like, feed the thing. We call it the [TSCHHSCHSCH], by the way.

So, like. You get a choice. You can drink it and understand stuff, or not drink it and then hear that crackling noise all day every day. If I were you, I'd drink it. But, hey man, I'm not like, your dad or anything."

The bard takes five cups and draws liquid from a spigot connected directly to the basin of the large tank. Stormy, muddy looking ichor is drawn into them, one by one. He offers each of you a sip.

Drink it (he wasn't kidding about what it tasted like), and you're inoculated to the wisdom of the Voidfish. You try to remember the poetry this bard recited a few moments ago and the rhymes, the meter, the significance, all come back to you. And if you think back to your arrival, some of the things you may have heard other people in the Quad say, that simply sounded like static, are suddenly clear. Bureau of Balance. Grand Relic. Reclaimers.

Yet you still can't remember the Hunger or what it had done to your world. And as you look back to the tank in front of you, the water has become clear. There's a jellyfish, as tall as a building, floating within. You look into the body of the creature and you can almost make out a beautiful, tiny universe floating within it.

2. THE TEST OF INITIATION

With your new knowledge on the Bureau of Balance and your purpose here in tow, you are led without hesitation to the Arena, where the final phase of your initiation into the Bureau will be held. You are partnered up, whether it is with someone you drank the ichor of the Voidfish with, or perhaps even a veteran Reclaimer, who either stopped by to help, or simply out of curiosity.

One Grand Relic has already been reclaimed, you're told. They were a pair of bright red mittens, held by the mayor of a small village who may have meant well, but under the draw of the mittens' incredible space-bending powers, was corrupted into using them, and to nearly killing everyone who lived under him.

You may have noticed, at some point while glancing out into space while walking here, to the planet below, a massive evergreen fir that stretches past the planet's atmosphere, very nearly piercing the Moon Base itself. It appears to be decorated for the holidays. That tree is the direct result of those mittens, the actions of a man who could not resist the temptation to use them.

Resisting that very same temptation is your task here. And with that order in mind, as you and your partner stand in the middle of the Arena, the walls dissolve, and the simulation begins.

You're standing in the middle of a forest. Ahead of you, situated on a pedestal, is an item. It could be any ordinary item: a pair of gloves, a teapot, a simple decorative bowl. Whatever it is, it's yours for the taking.

Take that simple item in your hands, however, and the building blocks of the trees around you suddenly collapse like shattered glass, and reform into new scenery — it may even be a place from home that you recognize.

A voice in your head beckons you. Perhaps there's a mistake you made, or something that went wrong for you back home that you wish you had the power to undo. Perhaps there's someone you wish you could help, or even save. The item that's in your hands has the power to help you achieve this, if only you'd ever use it.

Resist the temptation. Take the item, and drop it into a nearby deposit box to be destroyed. Your partner is here to help you — because once you destroy it, you will be doing the same for them.

3. NEWBIES AND VETERANS, AROUND THE MOONBASE

Three or four days into the month, now that the newbies are settled in, something strange happens: The next time you return to your flat from whatever errand or exploring you were doing, when attempting to use your Bracer to open the door results in extremely obnoxious beeping that persists for an entire thirty seconds, and a message on the screen next to the door.

ERROR: HOME ASSIGNMENT MECHANISM MALFUNCTION. GO TAKE A WALK.

Welp. Looks like you're locked out for a bit while techs fix that. Here's a few places that might be worth checking out.

A. PIECES FROM HOME

Should you find your way to the Dojo, there's a door that still has that shiny, brand spanking new door look and new door smell to it off in one of the less traversed corners of the building. A sign next to the door demands that you empty your pockets before entering. A scanner for your Bracer will unlock it, assuming it's unoccupied, leading you to a plain white room with no furniture or objects at all in sight.

As the door shuts behind you, a pleasant female voice echoes from all corners of the room, greeting you by name. If this is your first time in the room, the voice has a simple question for you:

"What memory do you value, or think of, most?"

Once you've provided your answer, the walls crumble, much like they did during the Test of Initiation simulation, reforming into something that is, again, pleasantly, or even unpleasantly, familiar.

It's a space from home. Perhaps it's your room. Perhaps it's your favorite restaurant (though, the place is curiously empty, and the food you find, for some reason, tastes like strawberries). Perhaps it's a park you always enjoyed visiting, or a corner of the city you lived in.

Whatever it is, you, and whoever you may have brought along with you, seem to be the only ones there. And perhaps the details aren't quite right — like maybe someone built a model of your home to explore, but a few pieces were missing from the box.

But it's close enough.

B. SPEND YOUR DOUGH. SOLVE A MYSTERY

Whether you're a newcomer or a veteran returning from your first Field Mission, you've been provided with some spending money. You can use it to buy yourself one weapon and piece of armor from one of the blacksmiths in town. Regardless of who you choose to help you out with that, it'll take about a week to complete your order, so time your purchase carefully.

There's also premade weapons and a whole bunch of other bullshit for sale at FANTASY COSTCO. Shelves and pallets of an endless array of nonmagical items, pretty much anything you can imagine, can be bought here, but there's one particular, innocuous item that seems to have Garfield the Deals Warlock in a tizzy.

The more those vinyl covers that can be used to decorate your Bracers are purchased, the more the name seems to spread, ghosts of whispers around the entire Moon Base, of a person who may very well be a ghost herself. Who is Miss Zarves? Who was Miss Zarves?

A powerful witch with the power to scramble your memories, insists one cantankerous woman who pours you a drink at Madame Frione's Tea Kettle. A heavyset, flushed with drink sort of man sitting next to you disagrees — Miss Zarves is a practical joke Garfield likes to trot out every couple of months to mess around with anybody gullible enough to believe him.

Whatever the case, it seems that the name alone gives everyone a curious case of déjà vu. Someone has to have information on her — and this is the Reclaimers' opportunity to hone their information gathering skills.

C. A (PERHAPS MANDATORY) DAY AT STOP DYING 101

Whether you're in class voluntarily, or whether you were dragged there on account of dying the past Field Mission, today's session of Fatalistic Fauna, and Danger Sense to channel your inner barbarian is going on a little field trip to the Arena.

Because this is your first test to see if you can put all that information that's been given to you in the first few lectures to good use.

You and a partner are placed in the middle of the Arena, in a simulation of an expansive, empty field, up against the first monster you were introduced to in class: A Bulette, a fearsome beast that can burrow, lunge, deal severe piercing damage, and jump an absolutely incredible distance. And you and your Reclaimer partner are absolutely no match for it.

Your only option here is to escape. Can you? If you are dealt simulated fatal damage, then the Arena will dissolve back to normal, and you'll be given extra homework and reading material for the day. Sorry, them's the breaks.

D. OPEN THE DOOR, GET ON THE FLOOR, EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR

There's a signup available for those looking to take Dance lessons at the Academy. There seem to be enough slots available for 50 or so people, and the form's name simply reads: "DANCE, NOW. WITH MS. CHARLOTTE." It's a pretty large time commitment- a crash course in dancing is a rather intensive affair. You'll be spending 4 days a week for 2 weeks, 2-3 hours per day, learning all the basics of the waltz, the tango, and the quickstep. Don't even think about trying the cha-cha slide here, it's simply not pasodoable. At the studio, you can borrow a pair of ballet slippers and join in with Ms. Charlotte, which, for anyone coming to the class for the first time should be rightly horrified.

The newest member of the Bureau of Balance is a spider. A delegate from New New Aspen, Ms. Charlotte comes equipped with a bracer of her own, has taken in the Voidfish juice, and relocated here, to teach at the Academy. She moonlights as a ballroom dance instructor and a coach, and boy... she's pretty demanding with her approach, but incredibly thorough. You don't want to let Ms. Charlotte down.

The sessions she teaches will get you to learn the basics. Natural aptitude, of course, goes a long way, but she's very 8-hands on with her approach at correcting posture and steps. Not without compassion, however, if you manage to get blisters on your feet, Ms. Charlotte's web bandages will set and help heal those sore, tired feet. The next 2 weeks of this boot camp are going to be brutal.

E. THE MOON IS YOUR SPACE OYSTER (WILDCARD)

There are plenty of other locations around the Moon Base that you can explore at your own discretion. Feel free to refer to the Settings page for more ideas on what shenanigans you can get into.

Additionally, we'll be fielding Bender rolls again this month! With the exception of the three items that have been removed from his recipe database, if a food item was destroyed in a failed roll previously, you may roll to try to fix it. Bear in mind, of course, that you may make it worse.

Successful food rolls will stay in place at this time.

4. THE DIRECTOR ACTS; A GRAND RELIC DESTROYED

Erika has obtained and delivered the Space Mittens to Madame Director herself. She struggles to remain calm and composed at the moment, but the amount of immense pride and relief at recovering the Grand Relic slips through an otherwise sturdy exterior of coolness and level-headed features. She congratulates the entirety of the Bureau of Balance for their hard work, and relates to Erika that she couldn't be happier that she had made this world one step closer to being safe. A message will appear across all bracers, everywhere, with the following:

Reclaimers, welcome home and congratulations on a successful first mission. Although there were certain drawbacks and difficult decisions that had to be made, I believe, without a doubt, that you all have irrefutably surpassed all expectations. Congratulations on a job well done. However, next time, please do be more careful out there.

For those of you who wish to watch, my office will remain open until 1600 hours today. The relic will be destroyed, and if you would like to attend to see how it's done, please stop by.

There will be light refreshments and coffee served, of course. If unable to attend, you can watch the ceremony later on your bracers. Don't forget to click Like and Subscribe.

At the appointed hour, a ceremony will occur. She calls forth Davenport to wheel out the structure that's been created and designed with the sole purpose of destroying these things. She dare not takes the relic herself, no, refusing to touch the item at all. It's a medium sized metallic sphere, and once opened and closed, can never be opened again. Pulling back the curtain to an observatory, the Reclaimers can watch as Davenport sports a nifty pair of goggles, and wheels the orb onto a raised platform. He waits for the Director's signal, which is performed by an agreeable stamp of her oaken staff against the floor, and a nod. Davenport hits the KILL SWITCH, and the light show from behind the glass is amazing and terrifying all at the same time. You watch as the Space Mittens are obliterated from existence.

An eruption of cheering breaks out. This concludes the first successful mission, and a deeply needed win, for the Bureau of Balance.

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For what?

Sneaking up on me.

Alright, then you deserve that [he gestures at the mess] for sneaking out. [so there!]

[Although he huffs, that's fair enough, he agrees.]

Do you like it here? Strawberry coffee aside. The outside isn't quite right but we can glance around if you want to see the area a little. Upstairs I've already taken all of the books I could find.

[Raiding your crush's room that was recreated out of your mind to steal his books is fine.]

[Qrow gives him a bit of a look at the question, but he lets it slide. Instead, he leans back, looking around again.]

Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty nice. Good atmosphere. I can see why you decided to slip off to it all the time.

[Even if the coffee now tastes terrible and makes him sad, he pours some anyway.]

Sae actually told me about it. She was hounding the boss here for information about the cases we were working on. The way she talked about it, I had a feeling it would make a nice place to relax. Some nights, I would stay right up until closing. He usually had the TV down low, too, so even if something about the elections or something I knew about came on, it was easy to tune out.

Did the boss have information?

[It would be an interesting connection if he did. Qrow is curious. And he likes giving Akechi the chance to talk about his past. It doesn't seem to sting him the same way as it might others. Qrow thinks there's a certain calming effect, for Akechi, of being able to lay out the truth of things and not get any judgement from Qrow.]

[It's true. He doesn't talk about it with others, usually. It makes them sad, either for himself or for their own lost worlds, so he just doesn't talk about things much. And yes, part of it comes out of habit, too, and worries of being judged—rightly judged, of course, but it doesn't make him eager to say anything.

So for the most part, he just bottles it up. Being able to tell Qrow about it, though, soothes him. It reminds him a little of studying out loud, as if hearing himself say it makes it more understandable or puts it in a new light.]

He did, I think. I'm not sure what he knew precisely, though, since Sae never got it as far as I know and we didn't either. ['We' obviously does not refer to the Phantom Thieves.] But I did hear about it from Shido, just a little. [He traces the rim of his coffee cup.] He used to know Shido and Wakaba, presumably working with both. Wakaba was... a researcher of the metaverse and of Personas.

[Qrow leans on an arm, resting his head so he can watch Akechi. The gestures are notable.]

What's the name of the boss here?

[He won't ask how Akira ended up there, since that is more Akira's business to disclose. But he can tell there is something else on Akechi's mind as he talks about this.]

Sojiro. He seemed quite kind. [After all, he took Akira in. But also, well.] He had a rough manner at times but I couldn't see him as anything else. Despite the fact that he knew I came because of Sae, he never told me to leave. He said as long as I didn't push anything I could be just another customer. And... [He pauses for only a half of a second.] He looked after Futaba, Wakaba's daughter, as if she was his own, even though it caused him trouble in some ways.

[He made sure she wouldn't be left in that dead-end system. He let Akechi stay even when he probably would have rather he left. He thinks Sojiro was probably one of the few truly good adults he ever met.]

[That's another new name. Qrow absently picks up his coffee to sip it, realizes, and puts it back down.]

Futaba, huh? So she stayed here with Akira?

No, Akira lived here by himself. Sojiro did live in this neighborhood, though, not too far away. Just a few minutes walk. Futaba lived at his house, though I wonder if she did stay here briefly while he set up a room for her? I assume that's how she monitored the idiots so easily, though I never asked.

[Like. Not that it was hard to figure out that they were the Phantom Thieves. Listening to them for two seconds made it obvious. But Futaba didn't leave her room, so it stood to reason them meeting at Leblanc was how she discovered it herself.]

Careful, kid. You're sounding fond of them.

[Which is endearing, but it's also fun to tease Akechi for it.]

[He snorts.]

There are idiots. Do you know how long I knew they were the Phantom Thieves? And I had to watch them meeting up in public 'secretly' and then I had to go look Shido in the eye and say, "I'm still investigating their identities."

[Qrow also laughs.]

How fast did they out themselves?

[Akechi ticks off his fingers.] The first target, Kamoshida, was a teacher at the school that Akira, Ryuji, Ann and Makoto all attended. Akira transferred to that school right before the incident. But fine, we can allow for outcasts hanging out together, given that two of them had records. [Ah, right.] I must note I mean the first three, by the way. Makoto wasn't involved at the time... Naturally, given the way Kamoshida acted, we opened an internal investigation but the director mostly handled that at the time. It was... irritating but just a blip.

But the next target, Madarame, was unrelated to them. They really blundered into that. Yusuke was his pupil and joined at that time. I must note here that Madarame was an acclaimed artist. Yusuke went to an entirely different school, a more gifted one. And yet they started to meet together and be seen together all the time after Madarame's confession.

[He seems. Personally insulted. It's obvious he didn't have proof at this time but a good suspicion. And then:]

Makoto was investigating under the direction of the principal of the school and he in turn was under the director that I worked for. Of course we knew about it and were monitoring the situation, so when Makoto found them, it might as well have been some sort of flashing sign. I even told them off once for looking so suspicious and I think they didn't even realise I was letting them know I knew.

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[Qrow makes a mental note of that matter of "records"—he has a guess that one of those two was Ryuji—but sets it aside. The picture painted otherwise is laughably obvious. Not if no one was looking, no, but once you knew to look at them, the picture became clear.]

And here I figured Ryuji for having decent intuition and Akira for decent street smarts.

[He snorts, a sort of a sardonic smile rising.]

If you lingered nearby their meetings for a few minutes, you were bound to hear Ryuji say, "As the Phantom Thieves" or "But we're the Phantom Thieves" so often you would start to hope that they were just kids playing around. Surely the real thieves had to be less... stupid.

It also made it impossible not to report on them eventually. They continued to target members of Shido's group, though that was accidental on their parts, it nonetheless forced hands on both sides, I suppose.

[Actually no, he's sulking a bit so he does finger quotes.] "Fate".

[He told Qrow about the God, so he imagines Qrow can figure out his own thoughts.]

[Ah. Fate. Yeah, Qrow can make that inference. It's funny; Akechi really does sound fond when he talks about the Phantom Thieves, even if he is bitter about Shido's group or the coercions of a God. Whenever it comes to those thieves, some hints of affection shine through. And Qrow can't help but think that Akechi should have had a better chance. It really would have made a difference.

Well. He's here, and that's what counts. So Qrow stands up, and he ruffles his hair.]

No more sneaking out. Got it?

[Akechi blinks as he watches him, only swatting at his hand by instinct.]

Oh, are you leaving now? You can stay if you want to.

You sure about that? [He considers Akechi, trying to read him for a genuine response behind all the defensive gestures and politeness.] It seemed like this is a place you like to go to relax on your own. I'm nosy, but I'm not gonna keep bothering you if you want this as a private space.

[It is, in all honesty, a "column A and column B" situation. But he does sincerely want his company, too.]

I'm sure. I don't know... how to put it but I suppose I actually feel somewhat happy you saw this.

[Huh. He's surprised, but it's enough that he settles back down.]

Alright. You wanna chat, then, or are you gonna go back to your reading?

Chatting would be nice but I admit my thoughts are somewhat scattered. If there's anything you want to talk about?

[Like he can think of a topic if Qrow wants.]

Hm... [Qrow taps his jaw, thinking it over. He doesn't like to make Akechi pick a topic; while he likes Akechi making his own choices, he doesn't care to ask him things in a way that feels like a demand for Akechi to perform. He wants Akechi to be able to enjoy himself and not worry about the stage. Eventually, he decides to pick something Akechi might have fun with.]

Heard much about this Miss Zarves thing yet?

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