[Michael's gonna use that as an opportunity to shove Alex away and get back to his feet. He has to brace himself against the wall a little to rise - his back still hurts from hitting the ground, almost as if he were actually some kind of old man. But he's had worse. He's fine.

Turning, he spreads his arms and addresses himself to...well, the camera from the Office.]

Was he going to say he didn't believe me? Now that's a facet of human behavior I find really interesting. What's there to not believe, right? I'm not Santa Claus.

[yeah he's doing his confessional cam right now, alex, you can do what you want]