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Field Mission 5: Il Prigioniero, Part 1
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![]() 1. IL PRIGIONIERO: WELCOME TO CORMANTHORA. A CRASH BETWEEN TWO FERNS Lucretia has given the orders and locale for the next Grand Relic to be reclaimed and destroyed, a task that will present itself with many new and weird dangers that the Reclaimers haven't come across before. For anyone looking to brush up on their history of Myth Drannor, the Netheril, and the forest of Cormanthor, some of you have already learned a great deal of what occurred here, in bits and pieces. Leon, the Artificer of the Bureau of Balance, had described the tale of a very unfortunate city facing a major energy crisis that was bleeding out the land. You've already met the culprit behind one of the worst decisions humanity has ever made (Spoiler: it's Karsus, a god-tier shit wizard who sacrificed himself to get some of you out of dodge back in Lyrabar), and seen the destruction, first hand, of what happened to the Netheril via the events of Vista Virs. Phew, that's a lot of lore to take in all at once. ![]() But that's all ancient history at this point. No one's been able to make it deep enough into the woods to find out what really happened. Most often, they find the city of Shadowdale instead, and with that... Wonderland. Speaking of which, you'll be blasted down to the outskirts of the forest. The entire balance of magic in this area is highly off kilter, which isn't entirely new to some of you veteran Reclaimers. When a Grand Relic is used, it often leaves behind a very distinct path of destruction that makes even the most learned scholars scratch their head. Magical interference runs nigh high throughout all of Cormanthor, which makes this mission particularly dangerous. Bubbles are not able to penetrate the canopy of Cormanthor or land directly at Wonderland. As Lucretia had said a few months ago, these missions are going to get harder and come with higher consequences. She has faith in all of you to make better decisions. You're the most amazing and stalwart people she's ever met, after all. Blasted down to Cormanthor in parties no more than 4, you land somewhere near the outskirts of the forest. Look behind you, and you can see the yellow-hued mountains of the Netheril behind you, boasting a land of pure desert and its own uniquely cursed roster of flora and fauna. Pitter patter, Reclaimers.
2. THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASSB. EMPTY WOODS The woods of Cormanthor were stunningly beautiful once. Before most people who walk among these trees were born, sure — but once upon a time, this was a beautiful place. A living, thriving forest, like any other great wood. When the Reclaimers enter, however, the first thing they'll notice is the silence. Unnatural, ubiquitous, and oppressive, silence is the single unifying factor throughout these woods. The trees themselves shift, first sparse pines, then white ash and beech, and finally towering oaks, maples, and hickory. The silence doesn't change. There is no noise but the wind rustling the leaves on the trees — and as you get further in, even that begins to fall away. It will become quickly apparent that there's no animal life here. This is a forest in stasis, certainly, but it's utterly devoid of birds flying overhead, four-legged creatures scurrying through the leaf debris. No deer, no wolves, no bears. No monsters. No insects, even, if you're paying attention. Those with the ability to speak with animals will notice very quickly that life simply doesn't seem to exist here. Those with the ability to speak to plants may be even more alarmed, because while the trees and other plants do respond, their replies are sluggish and distant, somewhat reminiscent of speaking to someone suffering with a severe fever, drifting in and out of consciousness. Travel through Cormanthor's forest takes a few days' time, and so much time spent in silence begins to take a toll. Never mind the fact that no matter your Boy Scout badges, you can't forage for anything useful out here: nothing from the forest that is eaten provides any sustenance. Eat a bucket full of berries, and you'll still be as hungry as if you hadn't eaten a thing. The trees press in on all sides, and you know each one is different from the last, but after a while they all start to look the same. Some will be more affected than others. Those with a madness effect (RNG'd or chosen from the list on this mission's dossier) will begin to feel it by the end of the second day. There are infinite options of how to play with this in the frozen forest, but here are a few possibilities: ○ If you have forgotten something important to you (1), it can happen quickly or slowly. Perhaps you're camping with your bubblemates, talking about someone from home. That Greg Grimaldis, was he really that bad? the Reclaimer to your right asks. Who, you ask, perplexed, brow furrowing, is Greg Grimaldis? C. EMPTY CITY ![]() Then you look up. You can't help but look up. Stretching so high you've got to crane your neck to see to the top is a great gold tree sprung from the center of town. You couldn't see any of it from outside of Shadowdale's borders, but the town, it seems, wants you here. It wants you to see Wonderland. This could be paradise for a while, a place to stay safe from prying eyes and protected by the vastness of the forest as the Reclaimers track down this latest relic. Except, not to put too fine a point on it, it's kind of creepy here. The whole place is empty — not everyone-got-up-and-left-in-a-rush empty, but ghost-town empty. Nobody wants to stay here, it seems. Maybe there's somewhere else they'd rather be. Regardless, it leaves you with plenty of lodgings to choose from. If you don't mind making your own fun, there's plenty to do, too: bookshops to visit, bakeries to use, butcher shops to — okay, maybe not that one. There's a courthouse, though. Who wants to play Judge Judy? Consider any shop or government building one might find in a small town to be fair game. After a few hours, though, it becomes clear that this place isn't quite empty after all. You aren't the only ones investigating. D. A FAMILIAR FACE (OR TWO) ○ The first face you see is a friendly one. Upon seeing the bracer on your wrist, Matthew Hollyweather walks right up to you, all the more readily if he remembers your face from New New Aspen. Despite the setting, he's clearly and genuinely pleased to see Reclaimers here. To those he's met before, he's eager to share all the positive change going on in New New Aspen: the newfound peace, the booming economy, pictures of one bajillion bouncing new spider-nieces-and-nephews. To those new to him, he introduces himself as Mayor Hollyweather of New New Aspen with just enough good-natured self-derision in his tone that he comes off as authoritative but kind of embarrassed about it. Of course, you can't stay in Shadowdale forever. Literally: you can't. Every Reclaimer's feet are inexorably pulled to the entrance to Wonderland after not very long at all. The golden tree at the center of town is impossible to ignore. Step into the elevator at its base, and you might very well find yourself elbow-to-elbow with Matthew or Angus, staring as the numbers tick up . . . up . . . Carrying you to Wonderland. 3. WELCOME TO WONDERLANDE. A BEARY GOOD TIME ![]() Yeah. You know what this guy is all about. Chutes and ladders will take you all over the various places of the park, all branching out from Terminal Square. The entirety of the complex is, at scale, ridiculously large. All throughout Wonderland, you'll be treated like a king if you let yourself be pampered. The sheer amount of gilded perfection that went into crafting this place is at a scale even larger than the Moon Base. Gorgeous fountains spouting golden water are not infrequent, stands selling food of every type imaginable pepper anywhere there's space, and often as you pass by, you can hear people having the time of their lives here. F. PLAY WITH ME IN THE SPACE! There's so much to do in Wonderland. So much. Honestly, you wouldn't be the first to say it's overwhelming. That's part of the fun! Wonderland sweeps you away with all of the fun it brings. We could fill pages with the wonders in Wonderland, but why don't we stick with a few highlights and let you fill in the rest? ○ Wonder Square: When you first enter the confines of Wonder Square, you'll notice it looks and feels sort of like a casino... minus the strong and pungent smells that usually accompany those types of areas, typically. The wide birth of the room overlooks a beautiful vantage point of the top of Cormanthor's forest; pale greens look out into a sea of leaves for miles on end, as if the rest of the world doesn't exist outside of Wonderland itself. And why would you think it does, when you're here? Everyone gets in on the fun here in Wonderland. No matter how reticent one might normally be to do so, something about this place just puts pep in everyone's step. Nine times out of ten you might be the kind of person who finds rides, games, and having fun to be childish or beneath you, but guess what? Here in Wonderland, you're at least a little into it. So are the few non-natives you see. Angus is here, trying to figure out the rules of all these arcade games. Matthew is here, getting lost in Ghost Square and wandering the food court. A couple of other faces, too. Anything in the dossier is fair game for your use. But keep in mind, Reclaimers: those madness effects? They're still very much in effect. You're still in Cormanthor forest, after all. The longer you stay, the more you play, the worse it gets. Little by little, hour by hour, day by day. Have fun, kids. Be yourselves. Don't do anything Lucretia wouldn't do. ![]() ![]() ![]() 4. OOCIn order to keep to our goal of providing the most personalized Wonderland experience for all of you, we're setting a limit of 3 RNG attempts per character this log. Additionally, please be aware that while more mundane rolls will have standard-level DCs (for this log, anyway), any RNG with the potential to uncover plot information is high-risk high-reward and will have a very high DC along with steep penalties for failure. As always, we will let you know of this before we roll, and you have the option to decline any roll at any time. Other than that, this is your story to write and your setting to play with! Anything on the OOC post is fair game, and if there's something you'd like to try, please don't hesitate to let us know on the RNG thread. blurb code by photosynthesis |
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[ That was the worst hike ever. A dying forest interlaid with the ever-present wind only he hears, swirling dust devils of pure anxiety, feeding back into him in the worst feedback loop ever. Meanwhile everyone nearby is slowly going mad in different ways. The one good side is he's used to his level of cruelty. Made for it, even. He is a reliable bastion of sanity throughout this whole woodland romp.
Eventually, there's a town. Finally. The stress goes out in one barely-audible sigh before reformatting back to focused annoyance. ]
Alright. What are we here for again?
2. Another stamp for the Wonderous Tails
[ The Roland at Speed Square is an asshole. He wants to offer a punch card, really, but they don't have lockers big enough for that prize. You'll have to rent a hotel room for the night!
Yeah? Hell with that. The bear gets abandoned to hand out more punch cards and you, the poor nearest person, get a giant dog stuffed at you. Or what is probably a dog. It is Incredibly Stupid looking. Whatever is the dumbest thing you're thinking about? This is dumber. It let's out a noise that is supposed to be a bark, maybe, you'd hope, but just ends up coming out as BORF! ]
Here. Grand prize. Congratulations.
[ Take it. The circle-dog of stuffed animals calls for you. ]
3. A lapis-framed mirror / cw: lightly flavored cosmic horror
[ Of all the various spooky stories floating around Wonderland, only one held to be infallible across the board, to have a dedicated place it appeared in. Halfway through the maze, just past the broken light bulb, is The One Fucked-Up Mirror. It reflects what you can't face, your worst fears, your true self oooooooh spooky. Whatever narrative, that shit didn't work in Persona 4. It won't work here.
Also, because ambient Wonderland-flavored brain-control, he writes it off. It's just a ghost story, in Ghost Square, everyone has one. Instead he'll fix that one lightbulb they're always using as a reference. He's tall, but it's juuust high enough to be annoying, just enough to mean he's too busy to notice The One Fucked-Up Mirror behind him. And... uh.
It's... something that can't be explained well. It has two wings, definitely, bright and clear as molten sunlight, large enough to encompass reality. Or at least it feels like they are. The rest is bits and pieces, tiny scraps that only be parsed one at a time. There's no eyes. Or two many eyes. Are they even eyes? Letters in a language you can't understand burned in old pages, rings and rings and rings of light. A sunrise wrapped around a black hole - watercolors. But you can't name the colors. It's everything and nothing at once. Gant.
It's beautiful. You also can't stare directly at it for more than two seconds before you want to run away at high speeds. Possibly into another mirror. Be careful, kids. Assuming you go for either the Running Into Mirror or Boggle Vacantly In Horror option, he'll actually stop to stare. Wait a few seconds. ......Dude. ]
Ah... You okay?
4. Blah blah wildcards
[ We all know how this goes. Message me on discord, pm, plurk, blah blah. Discord will probably be the best way to get me. Just throw an @ at your coat rack mod. In general, he's forgotten Lucretia and will be spending most of his time at the poker tables. Free booze and snacks at the casino, aww yiss. ]
Opened to 1 responder only. cw: body horror, gore, possibly angry mirrors 1v1ing you
The mirror's reflection is the more worrying thing here, at least visibly. It's generally the same description as above - some winged nightmare creature that loves you unconditionally - but you can stare at it for more than two seconds now. It still hurts, still makes you want to run, can only focus on in spurts, but it's longer. It's wrong. It doesn't move, too weak.
The two wings are replaced with stained glass replicas, cracking like frost on windows, slowly moving in ways the rest Isn't. One is torn out, or at least a valiant attempt was made. The metal lattice stretching down like black roots, invasive, desperately clinging to stay attached. But that's not the worrying part. The problem is more the stained glass looks... sick. The colors are muted, slowly melting away into a deep ashen gray. The gray descends, tinting flesh and ink and light into that same lifeless color.
A black vine pulses, alive in ways it shouldn't, giving a bit more color to the wings. This is fine. Everything is fine. ]
[ ooc: Putting this here for the cw: reasons. So! Tldr from my bad dice luck. Healing doesn't work, full-stop. Making any physical contact with the glass means it spreads onto the person. It does fade away, but there was no time frame given so o o p s. Gloves might stop it? Or not? Who knows. I have no preference who grabs it, but preferably someone who has no issues ripping out giant shards from someone's lungs. Or who wants more horror in their lives blows kiss ]
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But what's worse, far worse, is what's in front of the mirror, the body lying far too still, the ugly, jagged shards of glass jutting up into the air. Aziraphale drops to his knees, his hands hovering uncertainly over the body - should he try to heal him first? Miracle the glass away? His miracles and even his other powers here are limited, he doesn't want to do the wrong thing and waste it - and then he recognizes Will, and gasps. At least the reflection makes more sense now, and he glances briefly back up at the blighted angel in the mirror and then back down, touching one hand very gently to his shoulders. ]
Hello? Can you hear me?
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Or not. All it takes is the lightest touch and the world burns. Cracks spreading, widening, through flesh and bone, past the Vessel, further. There's only one breath, sharp and wet, before it cuts off immediately, prioritizing Silence. Lived through worse. Almost-lived. Noise is weakness. The only sound left after is the cracking. One Aziraphale himself hears. If he watches, the half-wrenched shard, very slightly, grows.
Out. out out out out out it needs to be out and a hand snaps back on reflex to Try Again but there's no glass, only flesh. Oval. Ulna. Extensor digitorum. Wrist. Real. Right, there's another now. And so much better. Can't touch him. What if the sin spreads. Even so, the vice grip doesn't ease. ]
Ah-I-I- [ No. Wrong. Slam it back down like a fist on a faulty keyboard. Embarrassing. Who can't even answer such an easy question? Work. 'Can you hear me?' ] Yes.
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There's another sound, right on the edge of his hearing, and he turns his head in time to see the glass shard expand slightly. It's impossible, but it's happening, and Aziraphale makes a noise of his own, a soft, helpless moan. His eyes go back to Will's face, and he leans closer, speaking softly. ]
You're hurt, my dear, but it's all right, I'm here to help you.
I think - I think I'm going to have to - [ His voice wavers, and he swallows hard. He's never done anything like this before. Not without miracles. ] I'm going to have to pull out the glass. Are you ready?
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But what are the options. Rip his wings out or become an even worse kind of nightmare? The choice is obvious. It’s not like Court angels show their wings often anyway. No one would know. Ha. Or maybe it’s just an illusion. That’d be nice. But it’s wrong to gamble on miracles, and even stronger than wanting that abomination Out is the need to get that point across. Each dying breath is barely a syllable long, losing traction with each word, small but desperate. ]
Y-you. Don’t. N-should. N’t. Ha- ave. To. [ Ugh, what a mess. Disgraceful. Focus. ] I-I’m s. Sorry. Please.
[ Please forgive him. Please do this. Please refuse if it’s too much. The grip tightens, loosens, then lets go. He’ll need both hands for whichever option gets picked. ]
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Then some tall bitch foists an huge ugly dog plush onto him. This cannot stand. Fast as lightning, he reaches out to grab Will's arm.]
Stop. Take this back. I don't want it.
[INSISTENTLY.]
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Motherfucker that dog probably weighs more than you, he will yeet you all the way back to the moonbase. ]
Then you're borrowing it.
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He’s definitely not put off enough to let go. Especially because with the fake limb there’s none of that pesky actual human contact.]
If you leave this with me, I’m going to destroy it. Is that what you want to happen?
[Trying to call.... some sort of bluff.]
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Surely you could never hurt a face like that.
[ The dog echoes a resounding BORF! that rattles bones, souls. One eye lolls in a different direction than the other. It loves you all so much. ]
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SDDFHHF THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE ROLLING FOR
I TOLD YOU IT WAS FOR ME why does no one believe me :(
I believed you I just didn't realize it was for ugly dog loving
don't insult it!!!!! the dog did nothing wrong
you say that even as I'm being encouraged to kill the dog
lies and slander
Prove it in court
I AM THE COURT
I WANT A LAWYER
Your options are Mia, Mia, and Mia with Assistant Maya.
obviously I want the Fey wombo combo
doesn't everybody
man that really is your rudest Will icon
it gets a lot of traction
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Not for a long, long time now. He hadn't seen any sort of angel for thousands of years, before he got to Faerun. But now, looking at this, he's reminded of those earliest days. When they weren't all so separate, because nothing yet existed to separate them. Just all of them mingling together amid the vast black sprinkled lightly with stars. It's not exactly nostalgic - he hadn't been any better then, none of his kind had. They just harassed whoever they ran across, angel or demon, until some form of social order was established. But it's still funny to think about now, isn't it?
(His own shape doesn't shine like that. His nature's not one of light.)]
Yeah, uh - [He gestures at the mirror, looking at Will. Michael doesn't have a problem with the sight, but his newly too-human eyes don't feel so great about it.] Your...you is showing.
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Hm. Brighter than it used to be. Good sign he guesses- Wait.
The expression Michael gets when he turns back is the type of shell shocked shame someone gets when they're told they accidentally left the house without their clothes. At. At least there's no screaming?? Yes. Uh. ]
I- Aren't you in a moral vessel now. Turn around.
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[Michael grumbles, and glances at the mirror again. Ow? Fuck, fine, okay, he turns away and removes his glasses to press the heel of his palm against an eye.]
Not like we never see each other between vessels. Is that just what that mirror does? [He leans out to wave a hand in front of it. The reflection is...just a regular human hand, but he doesn't notice because he's still not looking.]
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This is why the light bulb is broken isn't it. Some new hire comes in to fix it, sees the mirror, screams in terror and runs. Unsightly. But the other option is giving Michael a migraine. Eh. He's not getting paid for it. The new light bulb is left half-twisted in place and he walks just out of range of That One Fucked-Up Mirror. ]
Probably. At least the ghost story isn't just a ghost story.
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3 bc fuck u i want them to see The Wings before he goes and gets plucked
Or, that was the plan, at any rate, and plans never survive first contact with reality. Instead they're left staring at
something
that feels important and wonderful and like a too-bright candle in a void-dark room. Even if it hurts to stare at. So, in a truly spectacular moment of well-intentioned stupidity, they valiantly attempt to fight off the urge to run for the hills by keeping the mirror in their sights the whole time.
Which means they wander into the mirror directly to their left like a champ. Whoops. ]
Oww....
why this
A-are you okay?
[ Please don't be mad at him but Lion? The concept of you having no depth perception is the most hilarious thing since the final day of tax season and no one got the memo. ]
you know exactly why this
Perfectly fine. [ Except for the part where they're seeing stars, but nbd. ] Just- got a bit distracted.
[ ... he's going to laugh harder if they get all offended like they usually do, isn't he. Such a pity that they're already sulking. ]
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Pff- [ No, no, no, he's dead, he's SO dead ] -fect. Ly fine. Right.
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Good(?) save. ] Don't stare into lightbulbs.
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[He's wrong, of course. But whatever his True Self looks like, it's got nothing on Will's.]
[Will's reflection, with every color and every shape and every size, very human and entirely cosmic all at once. One of those things that you just shouldn't look at, and Mista's mind ricochets off in a thousand directions at once. He's always been sensible, in his way, never felt the pull of instability even in his most frightened and painful moments, but he can feel it now. This shouldn't be.]
[He stumbles backwards until his spine hits the mirror behind him. He almost falls. Doesn't. Lights are coming to sting his eyes but he can't fucking stop looking. He doesn't respond to Will, because he can't.]
[A nanosecond later and there's a bullet-shaped little gremlin popping out of nowhere and zipping across the space between them to headbutt Will soundly in the nuts at high velocity. So there's your answer.]
this is still a work of art
...He has never been without a vessel in front of a human before. Okay, uh, look up protocol for that, quick- but not quick enough.
There are times in life where you stand at a crossroad. A choice that will dictate your future and all things to come, an indefinite fate that can never be changed. A life is defined by how you face these problems, your selection and why you came there, and thus is a true spirit of valor forged. Today, we face one of these indomitable crossroads. On one path, you may choose to be immune to pain, but two specific brats will Know for all eternity, and mock you relentlessly for it. The other, cut them both off entirely and accept death.
Yeah, no contest, he takes death.
There's one short but endless moment where the only thing keeping Mista from having his head slammed through a mirror is the face he can't get there. Hey, there's a positive, he's not guilty of murdering an innocent. Almost-innocent? No, he's not innocent anymore, he's a shit. Need a better positive. Not as bad as being vored by cats? Yeah, that works. Nailed it. Fuck.
It was mostly indistinct, but the nigh-inaudible stream of endless swearing ends with a hissed breath in. 'About-face'. No, won't work. Has to be one word. Romance languages have reflexive verbs all over the place? It's not cheating, it's being resourceful, worth a shot anyway. The hiss melts into one shout, sounding more like an actual swear than the actual swears. It bleeds out in a mist of Red, dissolving like blood in water; in ways that reality says is impossible but now breaks to accommodate. ]
<Gɪʀᴀʀsɪ>
[ Mista gets one second to go 'oh hey was that Italian?' before it clicks, embeds into his flesh and bone, a Command that grinds turn around into the core of his mind. He'd better listen to it, because right after is when that reflection warps in a way that can only be defined as Malignant. ]
Hey. Mistaaaaa...?
ur face is a work of art
[Plus, it was Tre, who's always been kind of a dick.]
[Mista doesn't hear it, but Will certainly will: the Pistol's victory cry as he collapses on himself in the common parlance of all ball-having creatures. It's very obnoxious and very smug. If Will wasn't in an awful mood already, well, this won't help. And Mista, about ready to bleed from the eyes, listens, and turns, and falls into a place of understanding as he does so, ready and unwilling to take responsibility for his Pistols' crimes.]
[Being a single dad is hard.]
[He comes out of it slow, actually. Coughs a little, like he was about to gag on metaphysicality, which may or may not be true; leans his head on the cool of the wall and tries to even begin to process what the fuck just happened. There's no time, though. Not really. Because he knows what that voice means, even if he's never heard it from Will before.]
[The trouble is, he has no idea what he's done to warrant it. Blearily, he blinks aching eyes open and asks, in the eternal words of the quite fucked up,] Whuzzuh?
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So, you know, he's doing great. Just. Fantastic. Definitely in the right state of mind to stumble upon Will, who he hasn't seen in awhile, and find that...thing. That thing in the mirror, where he doesn't know where to look. The wings, perhaps? The eyes, or...the sunrise, it-
Alex feels his eyes starting to water. Burn. Biting back a curse, he spins on heel and absolutely eats shit, clonking into a mirror. ]
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Wait. No. Supposed to be the walking embodiment of deadpan. There's the cough of 'pretend to be clearing your throat to play off how you're cackling at someone internally' and then apathy resumes. Even if it is obvious to literally everyone, from the Narrative to Observers to Alex himself, the schadenfreude is still there. ]
Keep a hand on the left side. Helps solve mazes easier. [ Yeah thanks- ] An' not walk into walls like a moron.
[ ...Yeah. Thanks. ]
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That oh-so-nurturing attitude evokes a sneer from Alex, who's rubbing his sore nose and making sure he didn't just break something. ]
You're a dick. Hey, asshole, I only- [ ow ] 'cause the thing in the- behind you, what the hell is that?!
[ Gesturing, wildly, with one hand, the other- eegh, his nose is bleeding. Awesome, that's so fun for him. ]
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Is he nuts? Yes. Alex went nuts. The actually eldritch reflection changes colors, sunrise to sunset, somehow getting across the boundless love a really tired uncle has for their obnoxious short-sighted nephews. ] A mirror, dumbass. Don't tilt your head back.
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