Okay well, management can go fuck itself, but Michael is going to try to befriend the elves working the haunted house by providing advice on how to make their attraction even scarier~! He'd use his illusions to give a few examples of things they could try, if they were interested. It's all, uh, kinda high-octane stuff, but he does also have practical ideas about how to fake it. Let's not actually do a torture here.