Lunar Interlude 5

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looks like i'm in charge now NAVIGATION Click here for the RNG thread! 1. FROM THERE TO HERE AND THERE IS GONE A. YOUR ARRIVAL For those of you who were just casually (or not so casually) pulled between the universes, depending on how you viewed your home world, your day just got a whole lot worse. You can't really remember what happened, but the grass beneath you is plush and comfortable, and out in the well manicured field of trees you're sitting in are ... well, a fairly sizeable crowd of people. The Director has pulled in new Reclaimers so often by this point that it's become something of an event. And quite frankly, according to the murmurs of other members of the Bureau, she's become pretty adept at picking some real weirdos. The Director, standing before you dressed in regal robes, clears her throat and begins to speak. She doesn't appear to be wearing any mics, but her voice is somehow amplified so that it booms through the Quad, and onto the Bracers of those who aren't in the Quad. When she's done, there's silence. In the distance, trains. No, really, you most definitely heard the sound of a train just now. That's probably normal. In any case, you have a few minutes to gather your bearings before you're taken to your initiation. You can talk with other newbies who are sitting there with you, or if you happen to spot somebody you know among the crowd watching, now's your chance to reunite with them. And maybe one of those people out there will be able to relay a fact to you, even if you can't remember exactly how: Your world, and the people who were there and are not here, are now gone. B. THE VOIDFISH Once you have your bearings, you are divided into small groups of three or four and brought to the easternmost geodesic dome, to an elevator in a well maintained, but sparsely landscaped field. There's nothing particularly ominous feeling about the space — in fact, the two guards who greet you at the elevator entrance seem pleased with your arrival. You are, after all, one of the few chosen by the Director, the few who will reclaim what the Hunger has destroyed. And in a few moments, you're about to find that out for yourself. After a tightly packed elevator ride, your group is ushered out to a rather grand looking hall, banners of the Bureau of Balance adorn both sides of smooth metal walls. And inside the Voidfish's chamber stands a tank — impossibly tall, and soaked in a black ink that obscures whatever the tank may be holding. Standing by the tank is a bard, who happens to be reciting the lyrics to a song. Considering what he's about to do with the sheets of paper in his hands, the lyrics might be apt enough. When he's finished, he takes the sheets of paper — sheet music — opens a drawer at the bottom of the tank, drops the papers in, and shuts it. And swiftly, you feel as if there's something you can't just shake off about the melody you just heard. If you seem alarmed, the bard takes notice of it. "Yeah, man, like... don't think too hard about it, it's like that every time. I'm guessing you're here to be inoculated? Just a heads up, you might want to, like, seriously, hold your nose while you drink it down. It tastes wicked gross, man." You sort of get the sense that he's said this speech once or twice in the past. It's well rehearsed, much like the stories you'd expect a bard to be able to recite. "Anyway, I'm supposed to tell you that you have a choice. If you drink the black stuff, you'll be able to hear through the, uh... Huh, how do I describe it? Through the [TSHCSCHTSHCHSC] sound. You guys like, hear that? Anyway, it's all about knowledge or something. I don't know, I'm just here to, like, feed the thing. We call it the [TSCHHSCHSCH], by the way. So, like. You get a choice. You can drink it and understand stuff, or not drink it and then hear that crackling noise all day every day. If I were you, I'd drink it. But, hey man, I'm not like, your dad or anything." The bard takes five cups and draws liquid from a spigot connected directly to the basin of the large tank. Stormy, muddy looking ichor is drawn into them, one by one. He offers each of you a sip. Drink it (he wasn't kidding about what it tasted like), and you're inoculated to the wisdom of the Voidfish. You try to remember the song this bard sang a few moments ago and the melody, the meter, every octave, all come back to you. And if you think back to your arrival, some of the things you may have heard other people in the Quad say, that simply sounded like static, are suddenly clear. Bureau of Balance. Grand Relic. Reclaimers. Yet you still can't remember the Hunger or what it had done to your world. And as you look back to the tank in front of you, the water has become clear. There's a jellyfish, as tall as a building, floating within. You look into the body of the creature and you can almost make out a beautiful, tiny universe floating within it. 2. TEST OF INITIATION You are immediately divided into pairs and brought to the Arena, a large building that is capable of running several simulations for combat training, events, or, in this case, your Test of Initiation. When you and your partner walk into the Arena, the simulators switch to Initiation Mode, the scenery shifts, and your test begins. The experience is wildly different for each group — that's because the test will be drawing from both of your experiences back home. Initiation Mode replicates an amalgam of thoughts, metaphors, and ideas between the two people who signed up in order to make an obstacle course suited to appropriately test their ability to stay focused. This is a good opportunity to introduce new CR to some of the thoughts and feelings that your character has going on through their mind, their preferences, or give away a piece of information about themselves that might not be on the surface level. For example, let's say that your character was born on a ship, and spent their entire childhood growing up at sea. Your partner's life involves a lifetime of academic research (setting aside our dearth of smart archetypes for a sec here). An amalgamation suited for the Test of Initiation may involve navigating a ship through choppy seas with flying book monsters that breathe fire. Be as creative as you want! The design is 100% left up to you. All tests will eventually lead toward a room with a relic locked within it. What that looks like is up also up to you! If you need a few ideas, though, it could be: A bright red pair of gloves that can manipulate matter, or a ball of yarn that can roll up pretty much anything. Regardless of what the relic looks like, all you have to do to pass is retrieve the relic without using it. 3. AROUND THE MOON BASE The Director's sudden absence isn't particularly anything new, given she spent the majority of her time on Lyrabar, leaving the Moon Base to manage itself. It is the first time Lucas has been left entirely in charge of it though. Controlled chaos becomes something of a much less controlled chaos. The sound of trains in the distance, though nobody can seem to pinpoint where they're coming from, isn't helping. Though, that isn't necessarily Lucas' fault It's largely the fault of a technomancer supposedly stuck on a different plane and infecting the Moon Base's tech. She's figured out where the Director went, and she's going to be using the next two weeks to her advantage. It's hard to say what her motives are here. But then, Miss Zarves has always been a little bit inexplicable. C. WHAT A CRUMMY WEEKEND THIS HAS BEEN Oh man, Miss Zarves has been wanting to try this thing she wrote for ages, and for a few weeks at least, she's figured out how to override the Director's simulation settings. Did you know the Moon Base has an arcade? You're about to find out if not: If you happen to wander into the Arena, you'll find yourself inexplicably trapped in a simulation based off of an arcade game — and no, you're not going to get out until you win. As a note, you can't die in these simulations, but you can be busted up a bit. You can repeatedly get game overs until you win. You can run with any game on the conveniently copyright infringement free list linked above however you like, but here are a few settings to get you started: ○ Mesozoic Park: The Lost Chult. You and a friend find yourselves in a lush jungle, with no clear path to the escape helicopter. Using your wits and path actions, you are going to need to clear one for yourselves. And thanks to not wanting to be sued by Michael Crichton's estate, the T-Rex that's chasing you down in this game is actually in the correct era. Once both you and your friend are safely strapped into the helicopter, the simulation will end. (As a side note, Lucretia would actually approve of this one — there are many very powerful monsters out there in Faerun, and learning to outrun/outwit/defeat them is a vital ability.) ○ Immortal Wombat: Actually becoming a wombat is optional. You and a friend will be situated in the middle of the arena, with a very loud and very rowdy simulated crowd surrounding you. As the name of the game implies, this simulation will not end until one of you is KO'd. Again, these are just a few examples! Feel free to use any of the games listed as you see fit. E. THERE'S NO ESCAPE The town, though it might not rely as heavily on Moon Base tech as the rest of the Bureau does, isn't exactly escaping unscathed either. It's more like, Miss Zarves find you Reclaimers a lot more entertaining than a bunch of shopkeepers who have had to put up with a deals warlock's shenanigans long enough that it's hard to surprise them. That said, if shopping or the occasional dining is on your agenda in town, then you'll find that you'll be able to do so largely unhindered. Shopping at Fantasy Costco is normal, too, if Garfield being himself falls under your usual definition of normal. There is one exception, though: It's a small alleyway that leads to the back entrance of Madame Frione's Tea Kettle. Step into it, and weirdly, you'll find that something unseen is blocking your exit. And then, a message appears on your bracer. From: Zarves♥Scarves hello!!!! since madam in charge is off tryin to fix something i thought id help out a bit you know like a team building exercise so you can do the bureau thing better sounds fun right??? anyway what would u say is your least favorite thing about yourself go on dont be shy You won't get a response from Miss Zarves, but you will find that you won't be able to leave until you respond to her text with something. And you'll also find that whatever you answer? It's automatically sent to the entire network. FYI: If you lie in your response, whatever's blocking you in will suddenly give way — you'll be able to move about three feet before there's suddenly another one blocking your escape. Unfortunately, it looks like if you want to escape this, you're going to have to be honest with yourself. And the network, as it were! E. LET'S JUST ESCAPE There is a very easy way to avoid anything a technomancer tries to do to mess with you, of course: Avoid the tech she's using to mess with you. And after the sort of messed up mission that Lyrabar was, and after the sort of screwed up ordeal that is being initiated into the Bureau to begin with, some of you will probably want to just chill out for a bit, too. Here are a few suggestions! ○ Another small art studio with a supply of magic paintbrushes has been set up in the Academy. Previously, the paintbrushes had painted in a color that represented the energy you're giving off. Nowadays, it's a bit more versatile: You can now change the color you're painting with by simply thinking about it. ○ Speaking of the Academy, there are a few new classes available: "Logic and Puzzles for the Easily Puzzled," led by a rather intelligent chemist who tends to speak in riddles herself; "Charmed, I'm Sure," led by a warlock who seems to have an uncanny sort of charisma, and knitting. What? You guys don't want to knit? Additionally, if you are interested in reading up on some of the advanced paths unlocked so far, the materials unlocked have been made available in the Artificer's Office. If there's an advanced path your character wants to reach someday, now's a good time as any for them to start studying it. ○ Before leaving, the Director set up a comfortable pile of large pillows and blankets out by the Whomping Willow in the Quad. Feel free to have as many sleepovers as you want. The Whomping Willow will also offer advice if you ask it, though it's particularly good at dispensing love advice. ○ WILDCARD: This is, of course, your time to rest as you see fit. Please feel free to use the setting however you wish!

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RNG

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Would you like to have the results of a scenario in your thread randomized? You can ask for it here!

Bender, the Moon Base's foodbot, has a pretty diverse menu by now, but he'll take requests if you ask. Bender rolls have a flat DC of 11. We're willing to reroll failed items from previous interludes on this list, but just bear in mind the dice may make them worse.

[protegge]

bodyslams this

mista will prostrate himself to bender for ravioli gnudi (a dish that is what happens if ravioli and gnocchi have babies) because he wants da vinci to have nice things

dc 11 is fine obvs lets see what abomination we can create

[korekara]

is it finally safe to request ramen from bender... all Honoka wants is some shoyu ramen!!

Re: RNG

[doubledsofjustice]

Hey bender, think you could whip up a cup of black coffee with sugar? Dc 11 is good as always

[bakucchan]

hewwo i'd like to roll for curry bread ty

[aceso]

Christine would like to request a Po' boy and will also say what the ingredients are as if that'll help in case the robot doesn't have that recipe programmed in.

[dialetheism]

so Lion would never roll this

but Lion doesn't get what Lion wants so I'm making an executive decision



hey bender, bender buddy, how's your seafood dishes looking. let's try sushi.

[refusedtoleave]

So Natsuhi can't tech, but she'll try.

And like her child of ambiguous gender, she's going to request tea. Peppermint Tea to be exact.

[eudaimonikos]

Michael would like Bender to make him some frozen yogurt! He requests "a party outside on a cool summer night" as a flavor, but also adds that strawberry is fine if they can't synthesize things like that into tastes here.

[epistemologies]

rolling for taiyaki!

[shootstyles]

Can Deku roll for All Might branded cereal?

[hxppythxughts]

IF THIS IS SOMETHING BETTER LEFT FOR WHEN THE NPC INBOX IS OPEN LET ME KNOW... But if it's okay I would like whatever roll would be necessary for Sayori to approach Lucas and ask if he might know what could have caused her unfortunate memory experience with the jellyfish. This is the burden of leadership in Lucretia's absence.

She'd also want to pose the question to Leon and Miss Zarves, particularly if Lucas couldn't tell her anything, but I wanted to ask if this was a permissible roll first!!


Also can I get a roll for almond cookies...thank u........

[gotyourbach]

Kaede would like to ask Bender for green tea ice cream! pwease

[snyaiper]

Finally I have a reason to bother Bender. Ogata is hoping he can make some anglerfish hot pot.

[vandymion]

Could I get a roll for some Fritelle da imperadore magnifici please and thank you!

[alethiological]

Not a Bender roll so put a tab on this until tomorrow. Go to bed. You know who I'm talking to.

Any DC is fine. Roll on if Leon's book trove has any historical texts on Silvanus worship through the ages. Less an actual bible and more like your token CCD class lectures. Cults to avoid, preferred icons of worship, if you have to go a certain building and be bored out of your skull once a week. How To Worship This One Tree Dude For Dummies.

[slieght]

Kokichi would like to ask Bender for a bowl of ochazuke! DC 11 is fine ofc

[erlebnisse]

gonna roll for some traditional miso soup pls dice have a mercy

[ribticklers]

Time to mess with Bender some more!

1) "Surprise me". Sans's favorite request, of course.
2) "Your favorite food." Sans is not responsible for explosions, robot short circuits, or spontaneous generation of sapience.

[ribticklers]

And now, a more serious investigation. Sans will be spending a lot of his time in the infirmary eating napping practicing his detect magic skill, as well as checking ways to blunt the effects. Testing it on just a standard magical item, he will try regular sunglasses, not looking directly at the object, and once he's well enough to actually walk around again he'll be checking if there are magic sunglasses or something that will help dim things so he can go investigate potentially very magical things for completely innocent reasons.

(Not sure if this part requires RNG, but There Will Be More based on the results here).

[noblegarnet]

So... would Ferran learn anything interesting by using Detect Magic on the Voidfish tank? (Any DC is fine if it requires a roll!)

[refusedtoleave]

This isn't an RNG roll, it's just Natsuhi making Lucas wish that he hadn't been put in charge because disgruntled mom.

So she's going to walk up, all polite and smart and ask him a few questions barely veiling the anger.

Main questions will be
-What is this? The world ended but what?
-Why was she the only one saved? There were children there

[protegge]

can. can i roll to ask miss zarves wtf is up with the train. you're giving mista flashbacks miss zarves. ANY DC IS FINE

[gotyourbach]

Hey uhhh re: asking Lucas about Relics being destroyed, we decided that Kaede and Shuichi would go together to ask Lucas!

Would Kaede's Paladin Insight pick up anything from my favorite nervous lad, or would Shuichi's naturally inquisitive Detective Boi Skills get anything suspicious from my good good anxiety boy?? Can Shuichi relate to him, one anxious nerdy boy to another.

p.s. kaede will also make sure to reassure lucas no matter what that he's doing a very good job in the director's absence! she believes in him. look at how far he's come!!

[coolranchbaby]

Bender might not have a perfect track record with seafood but that's not gonna stop Eleanor from requesting some shrimp cocktail