Just your familiar?

[The flippancy over such a once in a lifetime bond between master and the forces of evil!]

You're either an accomplished entity who has delved so deeply into his quest for knowledge that he is no longer able to appreciate the subtle and spectacular powers of this world with a discerning eye! Or a pitiful human being. As the only thing remarkable about them is their infinite capacity for taking anything for granted.

Reveal yourself to me fiend!