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balance mod ([personal profile] balancemod) wrote in [community profile] balance_logs 2019-06-07 01:00 am (UTC)

Sorry, dude. With a roll of 9, Gundam doesn't find anything that relates directly to the Voidfish. That's the bad news.

The good (?) news is that he encounters a gentleman (?) outside of the Hobby Horse who is slightly intoxicated and as fervently devoted to non-mythological jellyfish as Pentandra is to water conservation. He wants you to know, Gundam, that some jellyfish are probably immortal. That they poop out of their mouths. That you can eat some kinds and that others will absolutely kill you instantly, so you probably shouldn't eat those. And that the collective noun for jellyfish — can you guess it? — is bloom, swarm, or his personal favorite, smack. A smack of jellyfish.

Further, he will direct Gundam to a run-down food cart a few alleys over that serves jellyfish jerky, salad, and ice cream. It's super good? So there's that.

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