That sentence right there? The one you just said? I think that's the most normal thing you've ever said in the... shit, year? I've known you, dude.
[Out of the host of stuff that crops straight from Dave's mouth, Ryuji's expanded vocabulary and the penchant for absurdity has just grown to meteoric size.]
I dunn--- what the hell?
[Dave, you were doing so well there for a second before you mentioned a word that Ryuji is almost sure doesn't actually exist. Echeladder.]
You want me to ask him?
[Ryuji pulls at the waistband of his kick ass barbarian skirt, and checks. The theatrics cause a little bit of discomfort, still phantom pain of being kicked in the nads fresh on the surface of his mind.]
Dude, you good down there? [Ryuji...] He says he's fine. In the future, though, he's askin' me to tell you not to testes his patience.
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[Out of the host of stuff that crops straight from Dave's mouth, Ryuji's expanded vocabulary and the penchant for absurdity has just grown to meteoric size.]
I dunn--- what the hell?
[Dave, you were doing so well there for a second before you mentioned a word that Ryuji is almost sure doesn't actually exist. Echeladder.]
You want me to ask him?
[Ryuji pulls at the waistband of his kick ass barbarian skirt, and checks. The theatrics cause a little bit of discomfort, still phantom pain of being kicked in the nads fresh on the surface of his mind.]
Dude, you good down there? [Ryuji...] He says he's fine. In the future, though, he's askin' me to tell you not to testes his patience.
[YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.]