[Dave will just file that one away in the OMMDB. Old Man Meme Database. someday, he'll learn about all the Obama memes he missed out on, and the compilation page will be the top page for the rest of eternity.]
I dunno what you're talking about, I've never said a single weird thing in my life.
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[he moves on without actually addressing that thing he just said.]
How would you refer to it, then? Leveling up? Hitting a new rung on the echeladder? [what.]
I'm definitely registering flattered at your concern over the state of my dick, though. Uh. You're still cool even after a goblin punch, right?
[there is no way to ask that without just point blank firing the shot. look, all dicks currently involved in this conversation are extremely important.]
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I dunno what you're talking about, I've never said a single weird thing in my life.
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[he moves on without actually addressing that thing he just said.]
How would you refer to it, then? Leveling up? Hitting a new rung on the echeladder? [what.]
I'm definitely registering flattered at your concern over the state of my dick, though. Uh. You're still cool even after a goblin punch, right?
[there is no way to ask that without just point blank firing the shot. look, all dicks currently involved in this conversation are extremely important.]