What was life like before the internet? Ryuji Sakamoto doesn't want to know. How many times did he scour meTube for something interesting to put on, just to ignore actually doing his homework or... maybe de-Ryujifying the funk out of his room.
But that's besides the point. Dave is an old soul. He comes from an antiquated era, long before the advent of Kermit Palpatine or Arthur's fist. Ryuji will stick by him regardless. And from the looks of it, Dave's still pretty firm in the reciprocating side of events on that, too.]
Ain't it kinda weird to refer to gainin' new powers as installing? Uh, anyway. Yeah, to like... all that shit you just said right there. Especially the junk part. If anything happened to your dick I'm pretty sure I'd go straight nuclear on someone. Like, laser outta my eyes kinda thing.
[He accentuates the laser eye comment by making pew-pew sounds and highlighting it with finger eyeguns.]
It's the crown jewels, man. Gotta keep that thing in deep level lock down.
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[Without memes, he will die.
What was life like before the internet? Ryuji Sakamoto doesn't want to know. How many times did he scour meTube for something interesting to put on, just to ignore actually doing his homework or... maybe de-Ryujifying the funk out of his room.
But that's besides the point. Dave is an old soul. He comes from an antiquated era, long before the advent of Kermit Palpatine or Arthur's fist. Ryuji will stick by him regardless. And from the looks of it, Dave's still pretty firm in the reciprocating side of events on that, too.]
Ain't it kinda weird to refer to gainin' new powers as installing? Uh, anyway. Yeah, to like... all that shit you just said right there. Especially the junk part. If anything happened to your dick I'm pretty sure I'd go straight nuclear on someone. Like, laser outta my eyes kinda thing.
[He accentuates the laser eye comment by making pew-pew sounds and highlighting it with finger eyeguns.]
It's the crown jewels, man. Gotta keep that thing in deep level lock down.