[Why can't Qrow teach him nice dad things, like how to fish or how to play catch.

Kaede hums quietly, drawing one knee in to rest her chin atop it as she shakes her head at him.]

You don't have to apologize!

[She reaches out and flicks her finger against the side of his head. That's your punishment!!]

I might not be great at describing stuff using words, either, but as long as we keep thinking positive, we'll be okay!

[Or... something. Either way, she's pretty sure his way of thinking is absolutely wrong. Akechi isn't classified by how useful he is to her. They're friends, and that's more than good enough.]