[in all fairness, canon makes a very convincing argument for Dave being an ass man. butt, even though Akechi probably has a posterior to rival even the best drawings of Akwete, Dave is also pretty emotionally attached to another ass.]
[god that came out wrong.]
[he just straight up points in the direction of the lake, as if that'll somehow help explain himself.]
no subject
[god that came out wrong.]
[he just straight up points in the direction of the lake, as if that'll somehow help explain himself.]
It's a legendary piece of shit.
[and, well, it kind of does???]