[Why shy from trouble when it can be embraced? Chaos is a good element to clutch onto and manipulate in favor of the whims of fate. Or some theoretical bullshit like that, Ryuji's not that smart to be the overlord of anything but a bowl of ramen, and let's face it- sometimes he can't even do that one right.

Do lakes usually turn into blood?]

Shit. We can't both be Asian for this. [I'm so sorry for what he's about to say next.]

Usually in those movies, they're like... the third to die. Not the first, not the last or anythin' but, uh. That kinda gives both of us disadvantage in the whole kill order thingy.

[And then, a dawn of realization.]

Oh god, I'm the dumb blond, ain't I?

Shit.

SHIT!!! Shinjiro, you gotta protect me. I'm gonna die first!!!