[Dave had been sitting there in silence, bottle of AJ in one hand and bag of marshmallows spawned from his bowl of magic chili in the other (thank god, someone convinced him not to live entirely off of apple juice), on the verge of some sort of dessert idea, when Ryuji suddenly started his dramatic reading.]

[god, he both hates it and absolutely wants to hear the rest.]

Someone who wants their kid to grow up to live in a romance novel. Like, naming your kid Speed Racer and expecting him to grow up to continue the family business.

[Dave.]

Where'd you find that?