I'm going to work with the assumption that any DC is fine here, and since neither Dave nor Kaede are very high in the intellect field, no mods for this attempt either.
You rolled a 5.
There's something thematically awful about a lot of Maru, and it's just.
There's so, so much Fantasy Costco propaganda here.
You'll find two things in this shack.
First: a sheet music. It's a pristine copy of the original Fantasy Costco jingle. You can tell, because there are little dots and scribbles and x's where the bard messed up and had to start over.
Second: a music box. It's a nice little trinket, but when you open it, guess what you hear?
Yeah, that's right.
Where all your dreams come true.
Got a deal for you!
The song will inexplicably be stuck in your head for the next 3 days. Whenever Kaede tries to think of anything remotely musical, or Dave attempts to rap about anything, it will all come out related to Fantasy Costco. You two are practically walking billboards!
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You rolled a 5.
There's something thematically awful about a lot of Maru, and it's just.
There's so, so much Fantasy Costco propaganda here.
You'll find two things in this shack.
First: a sheet music. It's a pristine copy of the original Fantasy Costco jingle. You can tell, because there are little dots and scribbles and x's where the bard messed up and had to start over.
Second: a music box. It's a nice little trinket, but when you open it, guess what you hear?
Yeah, that's right.
Where all your dreams come true.
Got a deal for you!
The song will inexplicably be stuck in your head for the next 3 days. Whenever Kaede tries to think of anything remotely musical, or Dave attempts to rap about anything, it will all come out related to Fantasy Costco. You two are practically walking billboards!