[Huh, mannequins. They're not attacking--or doing anything at all--right now, which is better than Sans expected. Still, Sans is pretty sure that if he interrupts the show, things are going to get complicated. But maybe not if he's entertaining.

Well, time to see if this works or if this turns into a fight.

Sans hops onto the stage with an unnecessary amount of flourish and, with a little help from thaumaturgy, his own cheering and applause. He doesn't have a magical microphone, so he's going to have to project his voice the old-fashioned way.]

You guys sure sound excited! But y'know, an old-fashioned dating game just isn't good enough for a place as wonderful as Wonderland. I've got some ideas to make this show--[Sans's eyes sparkle like they're made of glitter. In fact, there's an audible, glittery SHING.]--absolutely fabulous.

[Thanks thaumaturgy and also Mettaton.]