[ the only way they can truly be together is if nick junior douses his flames to look like a comical cartoon turkey ]

[ also yes, this might explain a thing or three. ]

Taking care of Nick is a real handful, it's true.... [ that's not what he meant, maya!!! ] But if you wanna something really crazy.... I dunno if you met Franziska Von Karma when she was on the team, buuuut..... she became a prosecutor at the age of thirteen.

[ so yeah teens being involved in murder cases, pretty normal. ]