[ Yeah... Yeah, that sure is weird, but if Alex called out everyone for being weird then he'd be a bit of a hypocrite, wouldn't he?

He studies her for a few moments, then tries at a half-smile again. It's a little more convincing. ]

Guess I should order myself something too... [ He'll try and wave down a waiter. ] Uhh. Yeah, sure. ...I've been told I should give her one, or...find out what hers is, but she's...

[ Pecks the table lightly, with that fucked up beak of hers. ]

...Well, pretty easy, I think.