Window shopping, huh. Let me try my Lion impersonation. "Oooh, this calligraphy pen has a beautiful gold pattern around it, but if I buy it I won't be able to afford that coral hairbrush. Oh dear, but that place cells proper silk shirts. I need to run back and forth between the stalls to see which one is cheapest so I can justify to myself that I must blow this month's salary on it."

[ This is, as you can imagine, entirely deadpanned. It also means the latter part is outright ignored in favor of ing them not only on main, but also across the entirety of Twitter. ]