[ He's a menace and an awful person who needs to stop knowing their heart so completely. (No, actually, keep doing that-)

But oh, are they torn. On one hand, the toothpaste thing can finally die, they can finally move on, and it won't be thrown in their face every time they make a bad decision. On the other- ]

... Well, yes? [ In other news, the sky is blue. ] But that doesn't mean they're not worth investigating anyway.

[ ... Oh Lion. But they've got that look again, like he's just started complaining about talking to bad pencil sketches masquerading as people. Or saying that an old man cheated on his wife. Nbd. ]

But what does that have to do with whether or not I bought shampoo?