[ Hey. Hey. The narration would like to point out those handmade leatherbound books were bought with nothing but affection in their heart. Everyone needs a good book to treasure for the rest of eternity, especially as a gift!!
There's no excuse for the cravats, though. Or the sparkly shampoo.
Or, y'know, the everything else. ]
Hhhh, fine. [ There are moments, every now and then, where they distinctly resemble the Other. This exact sulk is one of them. ] I'm sorry. For the needless window-shopping. And for falling for terrible vanity products again.
[ It really says a lot for the state of their priorities when you examine which of those was mumbled, doesn't it? Oh well. No apology is offered for pinching, though, because he still 100% deserves it. ]
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There's no excuse for the cravats, though. Or the sparkly shampoo.
Or, y'know, the everything else. ]
Hhhh, fine. [ There are moments, every now and then, where they distinctly resemble the Other. This exact sulk is one of them. ] I'm sorry. For the needless window-shopping. And for falling for terrible vanity products again.
[ It really says a lot for the state of their priorities when you examine which of those was mumbled, doesn't it? Oh well. No apology is offered for pinching, though, because he still 100% deserves it. ]