[ It's funny. By now they really should know better, what with the Oath constantly highlighting him in their periphery and all - and yet somehow they fall for it every. Single. Time!! Like now, for example! One moment they were cheerfully engrossed by a stall offering... just some cheap tourist crap, honestly, and the next they were spooked by an awful pigeon who needs to learn some manners!!

Admittedly, in a city like this, being that distracted is a very, very bad habit to fall into. But surely they've still got their wallet...? ]

You really are allergic to starting a conversation normally, aren't you? [ Grump grump. Now they've gotta fix their ponytail, fff- ] And no, I don't. I have no intention of going... too far overboard.

[ The shampoo begs to differ, Lion. ]