Right, the thing that's currently Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4 glitching out a tree is magic. But also not right, because I didn't slip.
I mean. God, at the risk of makin' a huge ass out of myself, the sword's from my planet. The magic, by this weirdass universe's standards, is in its unbelievable shittiness.
[hang on, he's wandering off on a patented Dave Strider ramble.]
Who the fuck is even responsible for how that works anyway? I already figured out who runs the time joint around here — which deity is the boss of arbitrarily slapping the "magic" label on something? 'Cause I mean, that would also imply that "unbelievable shittiness" is a magic element that could be applied to other things. That's how these RPG mana materia junctions or whatever works, right? Like, that's how you get a fire sword so you can go melt a glacier golem or some dumb shit like that. Or —
Oh god fucking dammit, I made the tree shitty elemental. It is magic.
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I mean. God, at the risk of makin' a huge ass out of myself, the sword's from my planet. The magic, by this weirdass universe's standards, is in its unbelievable shittiness.
[hang on, he's wandering off on a patented Dave Strider ramble.]
Who the fuck is even responsible for how that works anyway? I already figured out who runs the time joint around here — which deity is the boss of arbitrarily slapping the "magic" label on something? 'Cause I mean, that would also imply that "unbelievable shittiness" is a magic element that could be applied to other things. That's how these RPG mana materia junctions or whatever works, right? Like, that's how you get a fire sword so you can go melt a glacier golem or some dumb shit like that. Or —
Oh god fucking dammit, I made the tree shitty elemental. It is magic.