[on one hand, making Dirk do the vast majority of the work seems like kind of a dick move on Dave's part? on the other hand, being a Yoda backpack isn't the worst thing in the world. on a third, lesser hand, this is Dirk's test. Dave's just kind of literally along for the ride.]
no subject
[he doesn't say anything at first.]
Yeah, I'm ready.
— Hang on, are you gonna try jumping?