[ Look, he's a realist, he's just calling it like it is. Please don't tell him about the goblin evacuation mission, though. His eyes might actually roll out of his skull.

Needless to say, he can think of a lot of things he would rather be trying to save the world — or worlds — right now. ]

Crazy idea here, but — what if we do that anyway? Unless wandering off from camp is gonna piss off the fun police, there has to be something worth looking into around here.

[ He'd almost be tempted to bounce from the Bureau altogether, but he has friends here. He can't leave them behind. Damn, friendship is inconvenient sometimes. ]