[Dave has no idea how to interpret that splatting on the ground Dirk is doing. it's actually pretty similar to how Rose sometimes reacted when something really dumb was going on somewhere on the meteor — or she was just having a crisis over her feelings about Kanaya or something.]

[actually, Dave had no idea how to interpret it when Rose did this, either.]

[he elects to just keep talking. at his leisure. okay.]

I guess ... About a year ago, the same thing that just happened to you happened to me? I got randomly taxi'd to an entirely different universe. And I guess ... the rules about, uh. Death and shit don't really transfer when you go to an entirely different plane of existence.