[ That is a wonderful metaphor. This narrative is gonna run with it. See, everyone has The One Friend, You Know The One. This friend usually has their shit together enough to maintain the illusion they know what they're doing in life. They also care about you deeply! But it's they type of care that will kick down your door at 9am on a Saturday, rip the cheesecake out of your hands, and then drag you out for a jog around the block, criticizing you and your french fry-smelling sweatpants the entire time.

Sorry, Shinjiro. ]

Yeah, you're extremely selfish. With an inflated ego. Think you're so smart and special, know what's best for everyone. That's why you make the decision for them, right? Maybe you should let others decide whether you're bringing good or not. Or you can keep showing how much you care about 'em and keep shoving words in their mouths.

[ Obviously the previous job about beheading people was this. Fucking murder scene up in here. ]