They don't exactly jump in outrage, because as any good cat owner can tell you, that takes dedicated Cat Bothering effort to achieve. But it gets the desired effect anyway- they wig out, immediately attempting to scoot away from whatever the hell that was. Rude???
Wait, no, better idea. They refuse to let him muss up their fur in such a disgraceful way, because they still have dignity and also that'd probably ruin their ponytail if-when-if this wears off, so the next best thing is to try to jump onto his shoulder. 'Try' being the operative word.
It's hard being a cat that's too afraid to use its claws. It's hard and nobody understands. ]
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wow okay first of all fuck you
Second of all never do that again.
They don't exactly jump in outrage, because as any good cat owner can tell you, that takes dedicated Cat Bothering effort to achieve. But it gets the desired effect anyway- they wig out, immediately attempting to scoot away from whatever the hell that was. Rude???
Wait, no, better idea. They refuse to let him muss up their fur in such a disgraceful way, because they still have dignity and also that'd probably ruin their ponytail if-when-if this wears off, so the next best thing is to try to jump onto his shoulder. 'Try' being the operative word.
It's hard being a cat that's too afraid to use its claws. It's hard and nobody understands. ]