[ you're near the forge when something frankly upsetting happens! there's a strange noise like shifting earth, and suddenly, out of the ground, pops out a goblin! or, well, it was a living goblin, now it's just a corpse. in the vicinity of the corpse is maya, with her eyes going very wide at this new development. ]

[ she walks over as the gobin groans, slowly, as if in a trance.... her cute sam(aya)urai spear in hand, then...... uses the butt of it to gently push the gobin back into the ground. like this. ]

Come on, enough already!

[ the zombie goblin.... zoblin? struggles and groans as maya just keeps trying to push it back down. she huffs. ]

Who around here do you think has brains?!

[ is this a self-burn, or has she noticed you, the bystander to this scenario, and is dissing you? mystery. ]

[ you may have seen a skeleton hanging around a specific area (for some reason), now witness..... a small, black, fluffy pomeranian! how cute. it's extremely fluffy, actually, and looks like it's in need of a good brushing. ]

[ and maybe some food or something, it's looking a little lifeless. when you approach, it jumps up and barks at you!! but as you come closer, it takes a whiff of you, makes that little doggy face of offense like it smelled something bad (rude), and then it pins its ears back. ]

[ the dog then stares at you with its big sad puppy eyes for a few seconds.... then tucks its tail between its legs, and flops on the ground. what a sad doggy. ]

[ have you ever seen a movie where the main character, accompanied by a dramatic swell of music, has resolved themselves to get strong and start training and there's a montage going on and it's sort of satisfying to watch? ]

[ that's really not what's going on here. a plucky sidekick is hanging upside down from the branch of a tree, trying to do what looks like an upside-down crunch..... and her hair is flopping over her face. it looks ridiculous. ]

Mmf! Gack!

[ despite this, she valiantly tries to do.... whatever it is she's trying to do. instead of dramatic music, what might mentally be playing in your head is a sad trombone noises. ]

[ after about a minute of this pathetic struggling, she loses her grip on the branch and falls on her butt, yelping loudly. hope you've got your popcorn. ]

[ she gets up slowly, rubbing her sore butt, then looks at you and sighs. ] How do they do it in the movies?

[ congrats, you've found mccree's corpse! you've also found his murderer, clearly, because there's a girl kneeling in front of it. it's maya! she did it, quick, arrest her!!! ]

[ as the obvious murderer, she seems to be lingering around the crime scene for some nefarious purpose... maybe to cover up her crime. ]

[ just kidding, she's praying. she's deep in concentration, hands clasped together and eyes closed, and is mumbling something under her breath. it's hard to make out what she's saying, and she's focusing so hard she doesn't notice you... it seems like she's been at it for a while. interrupt her y/n ]

[ hit me with anything! like sans, maya will mostly be around mccree's body ]