[The dancing part isn't officially part of the assassin requirements. It just sort of happened. Because he likes to dance. Really badly, and yet better than Dave somehow. Will wonders never cease.]

[Anyway, the brief cautious look that flits across his face disappears at the mention of West Side Story, because nothing speaks peace between two bros like the mention of West Side Story.]

I dunno, they were pretty disorganized. And I'm tryin' pretty hard not to end up dead myself at the end of all this. Plus, can't sing.

. . . Definitely have been in a knife fight, though. But I didn't start that one, my buddy did. I just tried to keep him from getting stabbed. Does that still count?