ryuji: (when you're in a situation)
💀 skull ([personal profile] ryuji) wrote in [community profile] balance_logs 2019-04-26 01:36 am (UTC)

[It's cool.

Just start doing fucking magic tricks when he's offering you what he hath left in his coin purse.

ACTUALLY WAIT.

WHAT THE HELL?

Ryuji's jaw is agape.]


Dude. Dude.

[He'll worry about his blood some other time.]

Is that shit real? Holy crap, you're gonna be livin' SUPER EFFIN' PLUSH. This is like a pyramid scheme, only way better!!!

[Now, if only they can buy the Raging Flaming Poisoning Sword of Doom.]

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