protegge: <user name="rightgunman"> (🔫 so said the speaker)
guido "i cast zone of gun" mista ([personal profile] protegge) wrote in [community profile] balance_logs 2019-04-09 02:15 am (UTC)

[He barks out a laugh.]

Oh, man. No. No way, you don't want me baking anything. All I can make reliably is charcoal bricks. And all I know that goes in 'em is, like. YOu know. Almonds? And crunch. [Crunch is an ingredient, right.]

I could maybe describe 'em, but I don't trust Bender not to wreck stuff I ask for out of spite.

[Bender is a robot . . . please chill. He homfs down half a cookie contemplatively.]

Guess it's worth a try, though. Can't know if we don't try. And who knows, maybe if you ask him instead of me it'll go better. You're nicer.

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