ryuji: (you had a crush on me?)
💀 skull ([personal profile] ryuji) wrote in [community profile] balance_logs 2019-01-14 03:59 am (UTC)

[What is getting laid, if not for a mating dance?

Ryuji's not experienced enough to drop that straight onto Akechi, and probably needs a few more levels in guts, so he'll just offer a pretty sheepish and dumb smile to the entire deal.]


Dude, I am definitely not answerin' that question because I've got a pretty filthy mind and I don't ever wanna imagine you and Akira gettin' it on like that, but.

Whatever, it's cool. A wingman is someone helps you by hyping you up to someone so that you can kinda swoop in and get your chance. Kinda like a crow goin' in for the shiny object.

If Akira were the shiny object.

... Buhh....

[...]

That's a bad analogy.

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