[Kicking the door down is, in short, a terrible idea. Chiron sighs, fiddling to see if there's even an inch of give, and then shakes his head so his roomie can see that this is absolutely not going to get kicked down.]

Well, I wasn't worried about that last part until you said something. [THANKS.]

But it is safe to say that we will find out about a back of plan presently. Although I remain unsure of where one goes to report this....