The monstrosity that comes out of Bender's machine is not quite edible. It springs forth to life, immediately beginning to bark at Beat incessantly. Attempting to handle the hot dog will, unfortunately, cause minor freezer burn to his fingers (a chilly dog, one might be able to discern is the pun we're going with here). The enchantment will last 24 hours before the thing stops dead in its tracks, returning to a regular old hot dog, but- unfortunately, it really does taste straight up like ass.
The Director would ban this from the menu, but she finds it rather amusing to watch.
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The monstrosity that comes out of Bender's machine is not quite edible. It springs forth to life, immediately beginning to bark at Beat incessantly. Attempting to handle the hot dog will, unfortunately, cause minor freezer burn to his fingers (a chilly dog, one might be able to discern is the pun we're going with here). The enchantment will last 24 hours before the thing stops dead in its tracks, returning to a regular old hot dog, but- unfortunately, it really does taste straight up like ass.
The Director would ban this from the menu, but she finds it rather amusing to watch.