[ maya, not fall on her ass? impossible. luckily for her (and not for him), he hits the ground first so she's going to land unceremoniously on him. like this situation wasn't embarrassing enough. ]
[ he's pretty bony to be landing on, but it's better than nothing. ]
... Oof.... these landings aren't getting any nicer.
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[ he's pretty bony to be landing on, but it's better than nothing. ]
... Oof.... these landings aren't getting any nicer.
[ she says, having landed on him. ]