[ how calm is she really, if she's pounding back one shot of orange juice after another? ]

Well, this whole thing is so weird..... doesn't it kind of make sense, if we're all stuck in a loop, that there might be a few other uses kicking around? That's how it works in the movies, after all.

[ and thus how real life works. (no) ]

But, um, the truth is.... there are so many other people freaking out right now.... I kind of feel like I should try to stay calm, you know?

[ just like she was trying to be relentlessly positive in wonderland ]