At least one part's gotta rhyme, if it's not the villain names. That's how you add extra memorability when you're marketing the merch.

[is it actually, Dave. he perks up at Maya's name suggestion, though, and ... god, he pulls out another sheet of paper to write it down??]

[yeah, they're getting sent to detention right now. without their fanfic — which leaves them with the dilemma of having to get it back, while simultaneously figuring out how to work that transgression in the next chapter.]