oculusriffs: deletethestars @ tumblr (yeah never mind)
dave strider ([personal profile] oculusriffs) wrote in [community profile] balance_logs 2019-11-30 02:47 am (UTC)

[i can only imagine how 2B would have reacted if she had seen the first stupid thing Dave got stuck in a tree.]

[it was this. that's not exactly a low quality image or anything either — it was a weapon so unbelievably shitty that the jpg artifacts were actually considered magic by Faerun standards.]

[anyway, Dave's kind of confusing himself, too, so at least they're in this together.]


I mean. They kind of are? My sister stabbed her share of ogres with 'em, anyway. But most normal people use 'em to make clothes.

[he gives the knitting needle a solid yank. naturally, the force he put into it is enough to send him stumbling back comically when it finally dislodges.]

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