[the little bird absolutely won't stand for this — and after a few more seconds of squawking, it finally occurs to him that he isn't really getting his message across.]

[brb let him run to the changing bush.]

[a few minutes later, Some Teen emerges, apparently insistent on continuing whatever he was on about.]

Okay, but seriously, the bird thing was just for like. Bird stakeout purposes. I don't actually like bein' a bird all that much? [Dave doth protests too much.]

Well, I mean, I guess it could be worse. I could've been a spider.