That sounds way more plausible than blowing up on a god slab.

[..... hm. Dave less-than-expertly bird maneuvers himself up to the top of Ryuji's hair, so he can nest in all that nice, fluffy, bleach blond hair.]

[perfect. just call him Remy.]

I dunno, dude, I never put much stock in religion. Does chatting with the Raven Queen or whoever else people are chatting with even count as having a religion?